I'm going to montreal for the first time!!

freshbreath

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I can't wait

the price of 1 hour outcalls is amazing! hopefully I'll luck out and get an awesome SP
any personal recommendations?

hot! young! french-canadian! wooooo
so excited, I'm saving up my ammo for a huge explosion
(CSIS if you're reading, I meant that in a sexual way only)
 

freshbreath

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Strongbeau said:
You're in real trouble, freshbreath, CSIS is on the board in a big way.
oh crap
CSIS, I'm not a militant religious terrorist, I'm a perverted young man who would rather spend his loot on lots of sexy naked women than on bags of smelly fertilzer

P.S. my merb account hasn't been activated yet, it's been 3 days!
 

LancsLad

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freshbreath said:
I wonder if my interpol files are full of records regarding all the VHS rentals I dubbed back in the early 90s



Chief Inspector Clouseau is looking closely into the "alternative lifestyle" porn that you rented an "forgot" to take back. Once he and Cato have finished their fight he will be back into the office to file his report. In the meantime please report to Toronto Police Srvices , 52 div. for your scheduled body cavity search. When you report to the desk use the code word " NO lubricant required", then they will know its you.
PS Don't let anyone else know about your expidited membership.:D
 

freshbreath

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unfortunately, I will have only one escortable night
so it's going to be just one lady, or perhaps two

I've heard the "SW" scene is big there too, hopefully I will be able to resist
 

MarkII

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The women are incredible...and thats just the ones walking on St Catherines St!

Get a map...you'll need it..lol

Great city. I love it..and the women! The clubs are fantastic..even better some of the best looking women are gathered in the quiet bars of Old Montreal....met some incredible models there. Not into the fancy BAR scene...just out for a quiet night with friends...mucj esier to meet and chat with...plus not much competition!

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Away from here.
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Spend more to get a nice suite--you'll get better service.

Stick with Eleganza or Devilish and you can't go wrong.

Get a little gift and crack open the mini bar.

You'll never look at the Toronto scene the same way after Montreal. Toronto will seem like a cruel and expensive joke. :D
 
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