I'll take "Things an MPA Shouldn't Say" for $1000 Alex

[knob&tube]

"Oh no, condom too big!"
(true story, but I'm sure it was just an ESL issue, I mean, it had to be that, right?)

 

[Butler1000]

No I didn't have Salmon for lunch, why do you ask?

 

[Mr Deeds]

What a cute little thing that is

 

[kherg007]

An undeveloped body is such a nice change of pace

 

[jazzbox]

Sorry, no condoms left but, fuck, just stick it in... (This happened to me. Never went back).

 

[Wild Wiglin Willie]

SPs and MPs should never use the word "husband", especially with the word "my" in front of it.

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

You remind me of my boy friend.

 

[bluebro69]

You remind me of my boy friend.

I had that once. She needed to buy him a gift, and since he and I were so similar she asked my advice.

 

[The "Bone" Ranger]

"Today's my anniversary"

 

[scdave2003]

Sorry, no condoms left but, fuck, just stick it in... (This happened to me. Never went back).

Hope you left and didn't stick it in.

 

[Kirby2006]

Is that a photo of your grandson?

 

[NotADcotor]

Close your legs luv your meat smells
But it keeps the flies of me chips.

 

[jazzbox]

Of course not... I let her oral skills take me across the finish line...

Hope you left and didn't stick it in.

 

[wazup]

Holy shit bubba, let me get another massage table.

 

[Jasmine Raine]

LMAO. Some of these are funny. Some are just - I don't know if I should use the word. Lol.

Like seriously, some of you get bent out of shape if she mentions her SO in a session?????? Like really??? LMAO!!! Sorry but that is just too funny.

 

[bluebro69]

Like seriously, some of you get bent out of shape if she mentions her SO in a session?????? Like really??? LMAO!!! Sorry but that is just too funny.

It didn't bother me, I just found it unusual that she would say that he's "just like" me.

 

[Jasmine Raine]

It didn't bother me, I just found it unusual that she would say that he's "just like" me.

I wasn't referring to you directly. I just think it is funny that some guys, most of whom are probably married, actually get bent out if shape at the mention of her SO.

 

[huckfinn]

You remind me of my boy friend.

That could be a compliment.....I mean, she's with him for a reason.

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

I had that once. She needed to buy him a gift, and since he and I were so similar she asked my advice.

Ahaha thats funny...thinking it through and in response i am like you remind me of the younger version of my wife when i first met her lol some fucked up role playing thing happening and apparently happens a lot talking to other guys in similar situations

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

That could be a compliment.....I mean, she's with him for a reason.

Ha, yeah it was one the hottest things an MPA has said to me...fuck that turned me on so much