I recently got a job doing the graveyard shift at Tim Horton's at Dufferin and Eglington (yeah I know, big mistake but it was either that or move home), and the last two nights have had freaks you would not believe. There's a lot of homeless and a bit of street action in that area, but the last two nights have been two much. two nights ago this psycho alcoholic (who the woman I work with insisted was harmless) who was pushing 50 dropped his pants in the store in front of two horrified teenage girls who he had been harrassing. As if that wasn't bad enough the freak tonight topped it. This rather nasty street hooker lost her keys and was stuck outside her apartment with a Jon in tow (plus I believe she was high, at least on coke) and for some god awful she decided to lift up her skirt (no underwear) and pulled her lips apart in front of all the guys smoking in front of the store, and then started humping one of the guys leg! I'm really scared about tonight, because if trouble really comes in threes I think this one goes guy, girl, SHEMALE! (it could go guy, kind of ugly woman, good looking woman, but I prepare for the worst.)