I was wondering

[kherg007]

In light of a few recent threads..

I had a visit with a lady. I noticed she started breathing a little harder, faster, and her voice got a little louder, then let out a few words like "I'm coming" Then, strangely, she got quieter.
It was whilst I was doing daty on her.

I didn't know what to do. Is this normal? Should I have asked her where she was going when she said she was coming? Or ask who she was talking to? Did she need medical help?

 

[LTO_3]

Why wouldn't it be normal? Then just ask if she's okay or wants you to do it again and then take your next course of action from what she says.

LTO_3

 

[The Options Menu]

@LTO_3
Do you hear a whooshing sound by any chance?

But yeah, some of these recent threads... I'm looking at you Mr "Invites a random LL girl to his buddy's place while cat sitting" Guy. That's just something you don't read every day.

 

[LTO_3]

@LTO_3
Do you hear a whooshing sound by any chance? ...

That's the sound of her flushing the toilet between rounds of fun.

LTO_3

 

[The Options Menu]

@LTO_3
Well you best check the ceiling because I think the last one went over your head.

 

[kherg007]

I reckon the getting thrown out and the getting squirted on threads seriously inspired this caffeinated fun lol...

 

[LTO_3]

@LTO_3
Well you best check the ceiling because I think the last one went over your head.

Yup, 100%.

LTO_3

 

[IM469]

In light of a few recent threads..

I had a visit with a lady. I noticed she started breathing a little harder, faster, and her voice got a little louder, then let out a few words like "I'm coming" Then, strangely, she got quieter.
It was whilst I was doing daty on her.

I didn't know what to do. Is this normal? Should I have asked her where she was going when she said she was coming? Or ask who she was talking to? Did she need medical help?

Really ??? She let out a few words like "I'm coming" and you are confused ? Either you are bragging or the world's worst lover.

 

[The Oracle]

Maybe she was a student of Lee Strasberg...

 

[Boss Nass]

Jokes aside, fact is that every woman is different. My wife doesn't give any indication of a buildup until she just makes a little jump as her entire body tightens up as she cums. My ex-wife was the type who moaned and groaned increasingly louder until she became like a wounded bear, and shoved my face away from her groin as she soaked the sheets.

And, as I've said before: No, you're not getting her phone number!

 

[kherg007]

Really ??? She let out a few words like "I'm coming" and you are confused ? Either you are bragging or the world's worst lover.

I actually though I was being a good humourist ...but apparently not all got the humour...

 

[The Options Menu]

I had a chuckle.

I think some of us have probably seen one too many, "I can't be reading this right." threads. And text isn't always great at letting people in on a joke. That's not to say that a fair number of things don't go over my head. Though, I'll sometimes play a things straight for laughs, or just in case a person is actually serious.

 

[kherg007]

I had a chuckle.

I think some of us have probably seen one too many, "I can't be reading this right." threads. And text isn't always great at letting people in on a joke. That's not to say that a fair number of things don't go over my head. Though, I'll sometimes play a things straight for laughs, or just in case a person is actually serious.

Yair usually insert a lol near the bottom as North Americans in general have an irony deficiency.
But then again, I too have missed the irony on more than one occasion so let he who is without irony cast the first flame.

 

[IM469]

I actually though I was being a good humourist ...but apparently not all got the humour...

Sorry it went over my head. You must realize that there are those on this forum who live vicariously through their posts
ed fantasies..

 

[kherg007]

Sorry it went over my head. You must realize that there are those on this forum who live vicariously through their posts
ed fantasies..

Hey if I had a dollar for the ones I missed I'd be able to retire by now lol.
And I think the same issue you raise drove my comments ...poking a wee bit of fun there..