I think my penis is going to fall off

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dammit.

I had for too much sex this weekend, and not my penis is painful sore.:mad: I know there are many guys (and ladies) who would say 'lucky you', but this is uncomfortable dammit.

Ah well, I guess it is better getting some than none at all.
 

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a 1 player said:
dammit.

I had for too much sex this weekend, and not my penis is painful sore.:mad: I know there are many guys (and ladies) who would say 'lucky you', but this is uncomfortable dammit.

Ah well, I guess it is better getting some than none at all.
is it best to replenish your proteins?...any trick to it!?..and put your tool on ice!?
 

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a 1 player said:
dammit.

I had for too much sex this weekend, and not my penis is painful sore. I know there are many guys (and ladies) who would say 'lucky you', but this is uncomfortable dammit.

Ah well, I guess it is better getting some than none at all.
There may be a day when you are going to say...dam I wished I was getting laid :D
 
a 1 player said:
Dammit.

I had far too much sex this weekend, and now my penis is painfully sore!
Fortunately... I've had some of those weekends myself...

Unfortunately they don't happen often enough!:D

(There was a week 2 summers ago... 27 SOG in a week! No word of a lie... the kids were away at camp! I took a couple days off after that!)
 

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Cycleguy007 said:
Fortunately... I've had some of those weekends myself...

Unfortunately they don't happen often enough!

(There was a week 2 summers ago... 27 SOG in a week! No word of a lie... the kids were away at camp! I took a couple days off after that!)
Ok, you have me beat. I'm sore after 5 in 48 hours.:eek:
 

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a 1 player said:
dammit.

I had for too much sex this weekend, and not my penis is painful sore. I know there are many guys (and ladies) who would say 'lucky you', but this is uncomfortable dammit.

Ah well, I guess it is better getting some than none at all.

How are your knees? :eek:


.
 

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It must be painful, I never have this many spelling mistakes in my posts.:eek:
You typed it with your sore winkie? Now, that takes balls!
 

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great bear said:
You typed it with your sore winkie? Now, that takes balls!
Bears are so silly

He must have sprained his wrist too.
 

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great bear said:
Player probably sprained his wrist on his winkie.


he was likely going for a speed record and slipped.
 

great bear

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papasmerf said:
he was likely going for a speed record and slipped.
Now he has a sore winkie, sore wrist and in all probability he poked himself in the eye with his hand on the upstroke and now is sporting a black eye. We should hold a fundraiser for Player. :D
 

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great bear said:
Now he has a sore winkie, sore wrist and in all probability he poked himself in the eye with his hand on the upstroke and now is sporting a black eye. We should hold a fundraiser for Player.
Send all monies to A1 stroke fund in care of papasmerf at 100 Scamway Ave. Shillhole, NY 00000 :D
 

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Once I was so sore the next day I couldn't put on underwear or clothes and had to call in sick and walk around the house naked from the waist down popping Tylenol. It was from a rather rough, enthusiastic and abrasive 90 minute long SC VIP dance session back when I was in my 20's. I stopeed having SC dances after that and stuck with SP's. I still remember the pain!
 

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alexmst said:
Once I was so sore the next day I couldn't put on underwear or clothes and had to call in sick and walk around the house naked from the waist down popping Tylenol. It was from a rather rough, enthusiastic and abrasive 90 minute long SC VIP dance session back when I was in my 20's. I stopeed having SC dances after that and stuck with SP's. I still remember the pain!
Penis Pain does go away but it stays in the memory banks for ever!
 

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I can honestly say, that despite all of the possible things that could have gone wrong, absolutely nothing did. 2009 is looking to be a good year for me!
 

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I can honestly say, that despite all of the possible things that could have gone wrong, absolutely nothing did. 2009 is looking to be a good year for me!
But, there are nine more months left!
 
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