Yes, I do consider myself a "regular" Pickering Angels client, and I do know some of the girls quite well, and have seen most of them... particularly the ones who have been there the longest.
I appreciate the fact that some of you guys come to me for advice and/or information. I'm flattered. But some of y'all ask the STUPIDEST questions.
Example 1: Can you tell me more about ________? I saw her a long time ago and want to know if she's still the same.
(That's almost a verbatim quote with the MPA's name deleted.) How the hell would *I* know what kind of service she gave you in another spa? I'm happy as hell that you think I'm omnipotent, but I think if I was the city would have hired me as a bylaw enforcement officer LONG ago.
Example 2: I enjoyed your review of ________, but you didn't really get into specifics. Can you give me the blow-by-blow summary of what kind of mileage you got, and what was on the menu so I'll know what to expect?
Dudes... I spell it out as much as I can in the reviews. Even if something happened that was technically a GREY AREA (in regards to the local bylaws) during a massage, I wouldn't tell you about it. If you wanna whack off, go Google Literotica. Any given MPA will invariably not provide the same level of service to every client that walks through the door, especially if it's a new client on the first visit. I have no way of knowing who could possibly be LE and who isn't or what communication may be being monitored. Furthermore and most importantly, there are some details that are simply private. Reviews are meant to be general impressions and unfortunately we can't apply the same standard of review to MPA's that we apply to SP's. Maybe SOME do. But I don't.
I've even had people ask me which MPA's at PA offer full service (i.e. intercourse). The answer is: NONE OF THEM.
/bitch mode off
I appreciate the fact that some of you guys come to me for advice and/or information. I'm flattered. But some of y'all ask the STUPIDEST questions.
Example 1: Can you tell me more about ________? I saw her a long time ago and want to know if she's still the same.
(That's almost a verbatim quote with the MPA's name deleted.) How the hell would *I* know what kind of service she gave you in another spa? I'm happy as hell that you think I'm omnipotent, but I think if I was the city would have hired me as a bylaw enforcement officer LONG ago.
Example 2: I enjoyed your review of ________, but you didn't really get into specifics. Can you give me the blow-by-blow summary of what kind of mileage you got, and what was on the menu so I'll know what to expect?
Dudes... I spell it out as much as I can in the reviews. Even if something happened that was technically a GREY AREA (in regards to the local bylaws) during a massage, I wouldn't tell you about it. If you wanna whack off, go Google Literotica. Any given MPA will invariably not provide the same level of service to every client that walks through the door, especially if it's a new client on the first visit. I have no way of knowing who could possibly be LE and who isn't or what communication may be being monitored. Furthermore and most importantly, there are some details that are simply private. Reviews are meant to be general impressions and unfortunately we can't apply the same standard of review to MPA's that we apply to SP's. Maybe SOME do. But I don't.
I've even had people ask me which MPA's at PA offer full service (i.e. intercourse). The answer is: NONE OF THEM.
/bitch mode off
