i read this

[doggee_01]

i read the following and just had to share
just my humour i guess


Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: " I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

 

[outlander]

LOL

Nice one.

 

[69Shooter]

To celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, a couple decided to bring some wedding memorabilia down from the attic. The husband went up into the attic and, while looking through some old boxes, found three kernels of corn. Perplexed, he came downstairs and asked his wife if she knew anything about the corn. Sheepishly, the wife explained that during the course of their marriage she had not always been faithful and, that each time she had strayed, she put a kernel of corn in a box as a symbolic gesture of contrition. The husband was hurt but, realizing how much he really loved his wife, told her "Honey, you mean the world to me. Three instances of infidelity in 40 years is really not that bad. I love you!" To which the wife responded, "Well, darling, it was actually more than 3 times. However, when corn reached $10 a bushel, I just had to sell."