I say old chaps, it's been a long, hard thing for me to come up with a way to share the pain pubically...
I need to share my pain with you lucky, normal chaps...
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Well, soooo many jokes so little time. Might I add that I completely understand this man's plight it's not easy for men like us. 
Thank you @SchlongConery. This was worth it just to see Kat Deeley sit on a couch and casually chat about cock for 10 minutes.
In all seriousness, I think he's 100% right. Sure, having a big hog might make you look impressive....but finding a willing partner to take that beast are few and far between. Sure, there are size queens, but they might not be your cup of tea (either looks wise or personality). And just having sex....I can totally imagine women being all for it...and till he puts the tip in...And, he can never be balls deep in a woman...
Agree. Just above average works for me. If a girl is into Greek, we can usually do it (tho have been declined due to size), you can go balls deep, and some girls with the right skills can DT you.
I couldn’t imagine having sex and only be able to get half of it in.
Yeah, you see guys with long cocks in porn only being able to stick half of in. I've hit more than few cervix so I definitely wouldn't want anything longer. I've found most women prefer girth to length anyway. I remember my GF telling me her roommate broke up with the guy she was dating because his cock was too big. She said the sex was too painful.
I have a feeling that Kat ended up with this guy for a spin
Funny I remember reading a study that said observed men w bigger Willie's were cheated on more by their wives. I can only imagine the double edged compliment the cheatin' wife says to her lover: "it's so nice to have a smaller cock for a change."
Did know one bloke who was like a rolled up sheet of A4 paper - according to him - about 11.5 long, and 8 in circumference. He said it was miserable, and although he had a GF it took a lot to have sex (warm up, lubricants, etc). Said his gf would pay for him to visit a pro, and would at times come along to watch. He said never did Greek, could barely do doggy, and that he had buy special condoms from a place in NJ that cost him $10 US each.
Did know one bloke who was like a rolled up sheet of A4 paper - according to him - about 11.5 long, and 8 in circumference. He said it was miserable, and although he had a GF it took a lot to have sex (warm up, lubricants, etc). Said his gf would pay for him to visit a pro, and would at times come along to watch. He said never did Greek, could barely do doggy, and that he had buy special condoms from a place in NJ that cost him $10 US each.
Back in the day I had work in New Jersey and at one of the cut rate motels in the area (don't get me started on per diem reimbursement) there was a extended lobby. Cont. breakfast, etc. and they had a stack of pennysavers from these NJ environs. Headline, page One was "New Jersey is the Nation's Condom Cornucopia!" It should be on the license plate instead of "Garden State" NJ - Condom Cornucopia!!!!
That's nothing.
When Blind Melon Chitlin's cock is flaccid, girls use it to skip rope. Did Cat Deeley go for a test drive.
Ricky Gervais's Life's Too Short.
When Blind Melon Chitlin's cock is flaccid, girls use it to skip rope. Did Cat Deeley go for a test drive.
Ricky Gervais's Life's Too Short.
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I think guys with small dicks will celebrate this as a form of redemption for their own shortcomings in life. First I would question the study - it seems too loose in details and more like an urban myth to pander to those who maybe sensitive about their size. What is a bigger willie ?? Am I to expect that wives were more satisfied with small or unresponsive flaccid dicks ??
Secondly - There is no way I could tell this guy had a huge penis in this interview or nor if he was walking on the street - so why go on TV and publish the fact ? Life can't be that miserable. I think he relishes the publicity.
Yes - 11.5 " long 8 " in diameter is huge but to suggest the well endowed men have any forgivings about their gift - is wishful thinking. It is like a flat chested girl pointing at the problems of a stripper with 60" breasts and saying - that is why I'm happy being flat chested !
BTW: I'm not implying anything about any poster's dick size (don't care).
Jonah Falcon is such an awkward dude! But, I do feel bad for him because he too cannot get laid...
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If I had this problem I'd solve it by showing it off in every non offensive way possible lol. Stunt dick on porn bj only vids etc. Post pics, charge only fans type money.
