I just saved myself $300

[Mao Tse Tongue]

I drove around like a horny mad dog this morning, thinking about getting laid.

I took out $300 for a little high end play.

I came home, logged on here, and started looking at reviews, pics, outbound links, this and that, yum that's nice, damn she's a dog for $300, etc.

Then I just got so horny that I grabbed the handcreme and ended the whole thing.

Now I'm walking my $300 to the bank.

Thanks Terb!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

thanks for the review but does ymmv?

 

[calloway]

....was MSOG available?

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

thanks for the review but does ymmv?

Sometimes I get a finger in my ass, othertimes I get a barely spirited jerk. You just never know.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

....was MSOG available?

That's the beauty at my age: after a single pull, you know your $300 is safe

 

[lasslicker]

(SPs and MPAs shudder everywhere)

It's just hard to give yourself GFE Mao, or do you just put some lipstick on your thumb and forefinger?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

was bareback available?

 

[Powershot]

facial?

 

[beaver]

sounds like a 'bait and switch' to me!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

SHILL!

 

[WoodPeckr]

How would you rate it on the 1-10 scale....and will you repeat?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

was greek on the menu?

 

[t8rs]

tip?

 

[banshie]

Re: (SPs and MPAs shudder everywhere)

It's just hard to give yourself GFE Mao, or do you just put some lipstick on your thumb and forefinger?

Sometimes after a good wank I think "who needs a girlfriend"!

 

[banshie]

Contact information, please.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I think he has his sex life well in hand

 

[calloway]

Sometimes after a good wank I think "who needs a girlfriend"!

What happens when you have a bad wank?

 

[blitz]

The great thing about the palm twins is that you can take them to dinner, you can take them home, you can take them to mom's house, you can even take them to work and they never complain.

Just gotta watch out for the blindness

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

rofl!!!!!

 

[sp'sr2fun]

I think I'm going to save myself $300 bucks right now!! Thanks for the review!! I' ve repeated with this one many times before.