I have a brilliant idea! TERB brand Cigarettes!

[TheNiteHwk]

As a former professional fundraiser… I knew my brilliant mind would come up with something sooner or later. Ever since that Xmas party 4 years ago… I been racking my brain to come up with an idea to raise funds for TERB. Then today it hit me like a ton of bricks.

WE SHOULD SELL TERB BRAND CIGARETTES!

I mean hey:

Cigarettes have a higher mark up then appliances do.

We can sell / stock ‘em in bags or boxes.

The package label will help to promote TERB and let all your fellow TREB members know who you are… a fellow member.

With your TERB cigarettes on the table at SCs… dancers will just flock over to you and offer all kinds of extras for good reviews.

We could put discount coupons inside for MPs and SPs.

Mods would get ‘em for free! (Ciggs that is)

With every purchase for only $1. more you can have a TERB disposable lighter.

TERB matches of course will be free of charge,

Last but not least… for those concerned about discretion… we can deliver them with your pizza.

P.S. Don’t forget to tip the driver though.

OK? What do you think?

 

[luv4lust]

We can have different flavours

- Terb Viagara Menthol
- Terb Cock flavour (for all the cock smokers)

lmfao tnh you have too much time on your hands

 

[luv4lust]

I could have my own flavour - "Hey wanna drag on a dragon?"

puff puff the magic dragon lol

 

[solitaria]

I think the idea sucks.

 

[drlove]

I think the idea sucks.

Ditto. You mean people still smoke this day and age??

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Advertising:

1. So smooth, so round, so firm, so fully packed. And she smokes TERB brand cigarettes

2. 4 out of five doctors prefer TERB cigarettes to any other brand.

3. I'd rather fight GWEN than switch

4. TERB cigarettes provide a great excuse for huddling with strangers in public places.


And of course the Public Service Warnings that must appear on one half of every package:

1. Smoking TERB may lead to flaming.

2. Consumption of this product may lead to impotence, but don't worry -- someone advertising on TERB has the cure.

3. Smoking is not only a filthy habit, it is rapidly becoming less socially acceptable than the sex trade.

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One day health authorities will crack down and ban smoking in all public chat rooms.

 

[pussylicker]

Ditto. You mean people still smoke this day and age??

Yes, after SEX. That's what this board is all about.

Take a drag on a TERB, then post on it.

 

[drlove]

Take a drag on a TERB, then post on it.

No thanks. In case you haven't figured it out, I'm an inveterate anti-smoker.

 

[MindJohn]

"Smoke TERB... and light your fire"

WE SHOULD SELL TERB BRAND CIGARETTES!

I mean hey:


Last but not least… for those concerned about discretion… we can deliver them with your pizza.

P.S. Don’t forget to tip the driver though.

OK? What do you think?

I believe you failed to underscore the best part about TERB brand cigarettes and that is that "TERB" fits easily in bold print onto the side of each one.

It is even shorter than "Pal Mal"


(... it still counts as a post)

 

[RogerRabbit]

fair enough

"Hey wanna drag on a dragon?"

What a drag!



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