I don't think I will ever "jerk off" again...

[Troops]

Although i've been jerkin off since i was 12 to over 1000 different women in my head, including celebrities, and chicks i've seen at the bus stop, I feel that my interest in jerkin off has died off. As such, i have decided not to ever see another porno video or another sp's website again. I wouldn't say "ever again" cause no one knows what the future may hold. But in short run, i know i will not be jerkin off.

Nonetheless, i do want to thank Palmala and Handgela for giving me one of the most beautiful pleasures of humanity, the experience of exstasy.

I have come to this conclusion becsause of moral issues, I still cannot overcome myself in regards to "cumming without the help of a chick". I just can't...

However, i will remain on this board to discuss issues and joke around. In term of jerkin off related stuff, i will have nothing to contribute. I think i am done...

Lastly i want to thank this board, the staff , and most importantly its members for giving me such great boners and makin this site so wonderful.

 

[Troops]

Re: Re: I don't think I will ever "jerk off" again...

Oh.. I think you will.
Betcha can't keep your hands on the table after looking at these.

www.homepages.paradise.net.nz/pamimage/index.htm

Eggman.......you're not helping Troops. Be a little more sensitive will you. I just got a woody.

 

[Troops]

Troops.... This will help you loose your woody.. real fast!!!... I hope!

Just lost it...........thanks Daddy.

 

[hellsvp]

kiarra;
thats one hell of a rack
good enough for most men and women to handle

nicole;
share the pic with everyone

 

[Troops]

Aside from the calluses i've built up over the years on my hands............my cock is also starting to chaffe. Another couple of reason why i'm giving up on jerkin.

 

[Troops]

Daddy.........with my calluses, one stroke of your cock will make yours cock chaffe too. I don't think you want a cock thats peeling.

 

[Troops]

I have had that before... (burned the big guy while tanning)!!!

That is why i wear a tube sock over my cock when i tan.

 

[bigmoe69er]

Troops, does your masturbatory hiatus include not playing with yourself while watching the movie Spanking The Monkey? Have you taken things THAT far? ---Dr. Moe

 

[Troops]

Troops, does your masturbatory hiatus include not playing with yourself while watching the movie Spanking The Monkey? Have you taken things THAT far? ---Dr. Moe

how could i ever forget that movie where the son fucks his mom...........how erotic. That movie gave me some of the best jerks i've ever had. Everytime i watch that movie, i think of my sexy aunt.

I'm gonna miss jerkin to that flick.

 

[Berlin]

Troops,

Once you realize that you're a handsome horny healthy young man, have your libido planted back on and have a lot to offer hot women ( or sexy women or your sexy aunt or whatever you're in to) you'll be fine and understand that this is a habbit just like any other habbit, e.g. nose picking. You're already a few strokes ahead of most guys... and no I'm not hitting on you relax.

 

[Troops]

I can't believe you guys are takin this thread so seriously. Don't you know me by now?.......lmfao

 

[Berlin]

Na.... Troops, I just got a bit inspired by Paul/IT. ( see SMdave's thread )

We know you're a fun guy. LOL

 

[DenWa]

you be opposed to OTHER people jerking you off?

Miss

 

[DenWa]

I wrote "would" you...somehow I lost my would...hehehe

 

[Lil'Miss]

Agggggggghhhhhhhhh...that was all from Lil'Miss, DenWa forgot to log off!!!!

Miss

 

[Troops]

you be opposed to OTHER people jerking you off?

Miss

If other people jerked me off then its not considered jerkin off. Its called love.

 

[wrong hole]

...no, it's call $260 at IT....

 

[The Baroness]

lmfao.............no its called a mp basic session

 

[wrong hole]

...now really...who goes for a basic session....

 

[jerbear]

So what style you use to choke it?
The 2 handed blue vein throbber style or the 2 finger pencil prick,single stroke style.