I Am a Hooker

[Molly Robinson]

I am Canadian....I love this commercial. One of my all time favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

I thought that it would be fun to use the same format to exclaim that I am proud to be a hooker so I aptly named it "I Am a Hooker"


"I Am a Hooker"

Hey, I’m not a crack whore, or a gold digger...

I don’t walk the streets or shoot heroine, nor do I have a pimp...

yes I do know Jimmy, John and Joe from Toronto,

believe it or not they really are just "normal" guys.

I own an upscale condo, I don't work in a back ally.

I offer French and Russian, no Greek.

You can call me a “whore”, not “a Ho”.

I can proudly spread my legs for cash.

I believe in decriminalizing, not legalizing,

safety for sex workers, not morality laws

and that the shaved beaver is a truly lovely site.

An escort is a hooker, a civilian, well she does it for "free",

and I get paid in “cash” not “trade”, “cash”!!!

Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession!

The first institution of debauchery!

and the finest service ever sold to man.

My name is Molly!!

And I am a Hooker!!!

 

[thewalker]

Love it, Molly.

 

[snowleopard]

Good one Molly ... you go girl!

 

[Neverenuff$]

and I am awarm blooded canadian, so I'll take an hour !

 

[Hurricane Hank]

I'm a Hooker too!!


Just getting in touch with my feminine side.

 

[red]

I am a hooker, hear me roar
With tits that are too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
‘Cause I’ve heard it all before
And I’ve been down there on the floor
If you pay me I am gonna go down on you again

 

[BoringBob]

I wanna buy a rug.

 

[skypilot]

I wanna buy a rug.

I'll take two potholders.

 

[Rockslinger]

You go, girl. There use to be a social and legal stigma attached to being gay until the gays came out of the closet and fought for their Charter rights. There shouldn't any more social or legal stigma attached to a hooker than say a gay person or a carpenter. (No, I am neither gay nor a carpenter. Not that there is anything wrong with either or both.)

 

[pokerdude]

Here Here. Well said

 

[Molly Robinson]

BTW

Happy International Sex Worker Rights Day!!

 

[Rockslinger]

You probably too young to know. There is a song by Helen Reddy that goes something like this:

I am hooker
Hear me roar
In numbers
Too big to ignore

 

[enduser1]

BTW

Happy International Sex Worker Rights Day!!

Happy International Sex Worker Rights Day back at you!

EU

 

[GlavaMan]

You probably too young to know. There is a song by Helen Reddy that goes something like this:

I am hooker
Hear me roar
In numbers
Too big to ignore

So you substitute hooker for women?

 

[diverdown]

I Am a Hooker

HafDun "I am a John"


Molly meet HafDun.

HafDun meet Holly.

- Introduction $50 (i'll take a cheque)
- 2 hours of consenting adult interaction $400
- meeting someone with a shared point of view, similar convictions, mutual sense of adventure & goals PRICELESS


Respect eachother and have fun.

 

[canbreathethroughearsmale]

Very nice Molly, but I expect nothing less from you

 

[Molly Robinson]

Very nice Molly, but I expect nothing less from you

ah! thanks I try my best....

 

[Molly Robinson]

Well I did it....

with a little liquid ambition I performed this at a spoken word poetry event.

They loved it.

 

[foxwilly]

Very cool.
Even more interested in meeting you now!

 

[happy the man]

Sooooooo Molly,
Can I look forward to a video...........
HtM