Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"

[touch_of_magic]

http://ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

"They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume."

 

[Carling]

http://ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

"They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume."

the charges woulda gone fart-her if he lit a match....

 

[great bear]

the charges woulda gone fart-her if he lit a match....

lmao!!!!

 

[The Fruity Hare]

A study released today reveals that the London Metropolitan Police are 7 times more likely to arrest a black cloud of smoke, such as the one that loomed over London last week, than a common white or gray smokestack from, say, a middle-class suburban house-fire.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Ten years after she died in a Paris car crash, the inquest into Princess Diana's death finally opened on Tuesday with the father of her lover still convinced the pair were killed in an establishment plot, involving a hired killer dressed as Elvis, or possibly even Elvis himself.