How's this for a menu?

Using an online inflation calculator, what cost $2.50 in 1912 would cost $59.45 in 2013.
So the price of a 'Common old fashioned fuck' has exceeded the rate of inflation. D'Oh!
 
What the hell is "sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all?!" Balls inside the girl?! Maybe balls were significantly smaller that you could shove them inside?! :D