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Our eyes met during last night's orgy, but I didn't catch your name - m4w - 36

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Reply to: anon-113057861@craigslist.org
Date: Tue Nov 22 09:50:53 2005


I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night's pile that I couldn't get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was a brief moment, while you were reverse cowgirling that old guy and jerking off two midgets while orally satisfying the butch chick in the leather chaps, when our eyes met, and it was magic.

First, I want to be clear that I wasn't calling you a filthy whore, it was the woman I was doggy-styling, and that was only after her repeated insistence that I talk dirty to her. I promise I would treat you more respectfully than that.

I also want to make clear that I don't normally go down on other guys, but since you were taken and she was the only other attractive woman there, and part of the package was that her husband had to get in on the action, well, desperate times call for desperate acts...

Anyway, the point is, I think I love you. I know, we've not met, and I don't think any of my semen actually ended up in you, though we can't be sure of that, now can we, but probably not, so that makes us complete strangers. But there was that moment, that electric moment, before you started to gyrate wildly and cry out in some foreign language (was that French? I love French), and before I had to take on that unsavory but necessary oral task that I'd just as soon forget, except for this persistent heartburn I've got today, when we connected, and it was as if I could see into your soul, and you into mine.

So can't we give it a try? All I'm asking for is a cup of coffee. And perhaps a threesome, if your roommate is hot, or if we meet a sexy stranger on the street. But let's just start by getting to know each other, okay?

Look, in this crazy, mixed up world we call earth, if you can't take a chance when you connect with someone even though you haven't yet fucked them, then when can you take a chance? Write back, my love.

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I was one of the "little people" that you maligned as a midget. And it was Latvian she was speaking and not French.
 

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calloway said:
Rumour has it my mom was a "whacker" like Leah... and my father was a "whackee" :)
Calloway: such a wholesome lass in your sig. A half sister perhaps? If so this makes you fair game for wronghole.
 

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using "vertically challenged" would have made the article more appealing,,,,,,imop
 

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I always did envision meeting a potential partner among a bunch of midgets....while forced to suck off some dude just to get a chance at his girl
 

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wrong hole said:
I always did envision meeting a potential partner among a bunch of midgets....while forced to suck off some dude just to get a chance at his girl
"Little People" Wronghole "Little People".
 
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