How to save the airlines!

[MarkII]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in North America would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton

 

[stang]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Where else could that many gay men find comparable replacement jobs?

 

[gabeti]

and that is one of the reasons if i have choice i fly with either singapore airlines, british airways, cathay or emirates

Cathay rocks!

 

[MuffDiver]

Singapore Airlines regular seating is almost as good as Air Canada first class. The hostesses are gorgeous in their uniforms.

North American airlines have a lot to learn about service.

 

[jimmyf]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in North America would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton

Brilliant! Especially the part about scaring away the guys that hijack the freaking planes!

 

[goodtime]

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Guess you didn't know few of thie hijackers trying to blend-in by going to SC & dropping major $$$. Common misconception, Muslims like Catholics with mild to strict followers.

I know few that frequent Hooters.

 

[goodtime]

and that is one of the reasons if i have choice i fly with either singapore airlines, british airways, cathay or emirates

Good choice. Thai airways with selective lookers.

 

[jaykraus242]

Virgin Atlantic always did massages in either business or first class.

I seriously wish I were a little older and got to enjoy the pre-deregulation days. United had a gentleman's only flight for some time in a Caravelle from NY to SF once a day. From that to now when you are charged 2 dollars for a 25 cent bag of stale chips and "Exact change would be appreciated".

You gotta love FA's as a breed though. Though there are many exceptions these days, the average FA got into it for all the RIGHT reasons. I have known a few myself who generally wouldn't spend a night somewhere without hooking up with a guy. Brings a tear to my eye.