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A few weeks ago, I was at the grocery store and wanted some bananas. I was fumbling with a plastic roll bag trying to get it open. This woman came over and helped me with the bag. I thanked her and went to get some pears. again I was fumbling with the plastic bag, she came over and help me again. After some short conversation I thanked her and said : " Maybe I will see you again ". She was good looking and pleasant but 45+ years old. I prefer slightly younger women. So now I am avoiding that grocery store. Women like to decide what type of man picks them up, so I suspect she was giving me the PERMISSION TO APPROACH signal.

Having learned a new maneuver, I wanted to put it in action. Last night I saw very attractive woman in the fruit section. ( of another grocery store ) The bananas were further down the aisle, so I stationed myself there. I saw her approaching from the corner of my eye and fumbled with a plastic bag. When she got very close, I dropped my car keys on the floor. She bent over to pick them up for me. I thanked her and we had a short conversation about the dammed plastic bags. I said to her that maybe I might see her again, she said maybe with a smile. We parted ways.

Here is my screening logic, She is a very attractive well dressed woman shopping for groceries at 7pm on a Tuesday evening. She must be a career woman. She approached me, so she is interested and single. I let her believe that it was her choice that we meet. I will make a few more visits for groceries at the same store at about the same time on Tuesday nights to see if there is another " chance encounter "
How do you pick up women?


 

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I think a much more likely explanation is that they thought 'oh look at the retard who can't open a plastic bag' and were nice to you because they thought you were mentally handicapped
I suspect nothing in your subsequent conversations with these women changed this impression
 

Ceiling Cat

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Those that can, do! Those that can't, watch!

Whats so creepy about that?
 

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Not a bad idea. A couple of years ago they had a guy on daytime TV who claimed to be a sex addict. Said best place for pickups was during the day at the grocery store, lots of horny housewives. They might not be relationship material being married and all, but all he wanted was to fuck.
 

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I think a much more likely explanation is that they thought 'oh look at the retard who can't open a plastic bag' and were nice to you because they thought you were mentally handicapped
I suspect nothing in your subsequent conversations with these women changed this impression
Dude, if things go well, I will be slipping my banana into a bag in front of her again, soon.
 

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when i was a cab driver i fucked a few housewives while helping them carry their groceries into the house. while i don't believe a word he is saying, housewives at the grocery store at the right time can be fun.
 

Ceiling Cat

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when i was a cab driver i fucked a few housewives while helping them carry their groceries into the house. while i don't believe a word he is saying, housewives at the grocery store at the right time can be fun.
Gee Simon, In your world where the skies are orange sherbet and the clouds are marshmallows, you believe that truck drivers have supreme right of way and cab drivers are sex gods.

 

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Gee Simon, In your world where the skies are orange sherbet and the clouds are marshmallows, you believe that truck drivers have supreme right of way and cab drivers are sex gods.

i think i just broke one of my eyes rolling it at your shitty attempt at humour
 

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I never understood why people put bananas into plastic produce bags, they already come bunched together wrapped in a skin. You don't see people putting pineapples into plastic produce bags.
I could make this point to an attractive woman in the grocery store, but I'm sure it wouldn't get me laid.
 

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I never understood why people put bananas into plastic produce bags, they already come bunched together wrapped in a skin. You don't see people putting pineapples into plastic produce bags.
I could make this point to an attractive woman in the grocery store, but I'm sure it wouldn't get me laid.
that's because you clearly don't have the "game" that cc does. he is a master cocksman.
 

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A few weeks ago, I was at the grocery store and wanted some bananas. I was fumbling with a plastic roll bag trying to get it open. This woman came over and helped me with the bag. I thanked her and went to get some pears. again I was fumbling with the plastic bag, she came over and help me again. After some short conversation I thanked her and said : " Maybe I will see you again ". She was good looking and pleasant but 45+ years old. I prefer slightly younger women. So now I am avoiding that grocery store. Women like to decide what type of man picks them up, so I suspect she was giving me the PERMISSION TO APPROACH signal.

Having learned a new maneuver, I wanted to put it in action. Last night I saw very attractive woman in the fruit section. ( of another grocery store ) The bananas were further down the aisle, so I stationed myself there. I saw her approaching from the corner of my eye and fumbled with a plastic bag. When she got very close, I dropped my car keys on the floor. She bent over to pick them up for me. I thanked her and we had a short conversation about the dammed plastic bags. I said to her that maybe I might see her again, she said maybe with a smile. We parted ways.

Here is my screening logic, She is a very attractive well dressed woman shopping for groceries at 7pm on a Tuesday evening. She must be a career woman. She approached me, so she is interested and single. I let her believe that it was her choice that we meet. I will make a few more visits for groceries at the same store at about the same time on Tuesday nights to see if there is another " chance encounter "
How do you pick up women?


this is the best post of yours
 

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CC your idea does work, and there are some players web site who will verify this.

When i was unemployed in the summer one time, I noticed the mailman smiling then I figure it out. The housewives/single mothers were sitting on their porch every time he come by.

Next time CC please don't share something like this because there will be more competition for other bananas.
 

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I think a much more likely explanation is that they thought 'oh look at the retard who can't open a plastic bag' and were nice to you because they thought you were mentally handicapped
I suspect nothing in your subsequent conversations with these women changed this impression
Thanks. This gave me a good laugh! Right on the money!
 

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The 2nd lady didn't seem interested in you at all from what you say. It's only courteous to help someone pick up something they drop. You probably forced a conversation on her (as she wasn't the one who brought up the topic about plastic bags). For all you know, she could be married.

The chances of a "very attractive" woman not already being taken seems pretty low.
 
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