How to pick up a hot babe ?

[GollumSex]

What would an ugly troll like me have to do to pick up one of you ladies at a bar?

Have you ever felt sorry for a guy and taken him home for a mercy F#% ?

If I was to approach you on the street .. what would be the best way to ask for a date ( one that I did not have to pay for ) ?

Would you laugh at me right in my face or politely make an excuse and laugh at me as you are walking away ?

Please give me some tips

 

[GollumSex]

Was hoping to get some advice from the ladies ! Not that I doubt that you do very well with that technique

 

[Peeping Tom]

Try printing that sig pic as a business card, that might work.

OTOH, there was a survey done in Montreal some years ago. Directly asking about having sex with random women resulted in a 10 % success rate, whereas women asking the same of random men resulted in a 90 % success rate. Go figure ... you still have a 10 % chance anyways ...

 

[dreamer]

You have to win them with your personality, and that takes time.

Sadly, first impressions are usually physical.

 

[GollumSex]

So, if at first you don't succeed .. try, try again !

I think I must always give up after the 9th girl I hit on because I never seem to fall in to that 10% bracket ..lol

 

[GollumSex]

It just doesn't seem sincere enough when you put them in a position where it is there job to make you happy. Would like to try in a neutral enviroment while the clock is not ticking .

 

[incognito]

You have to win them with your personality, and that takes time.

Buddy, your handle says it all.

 

[dreamer]

Buddy, your handle says it all.

hey Buddy, how would you know

 

[GollumSex]

Now your sig line says it all

 

[antaeus]

It just doesn't seem sincere enough when you put them in a position where it is there job to make you happy. Would like to try in a neutral enviroment while the clock is not ticking .

then you must find a quieter clock

 

[baci2004]

I always found the easiest way to a woman was through one of her four stomachs.

ROTFLMAO!!! Well done!!

 

[dreamer]

hey, if you guys do no think you can meet your hot babe with your personailty then fine

maybe I should change my tag line to "forever optimistic"

I remember once when I lost a chance with a young intern when I wasn't optimistic or a dreamer, I still have her goodbye card when she took a job in another city, ever since then I never let another chance slip by

 

[Meister]

Actually, dating an SP or an MPA may be easier than you think. You should have a couple of sessions with a girl you like and then ask her out for a no-strings coffee on her day off. You may want to approach someone who is closer to your age.

They find it hard to date somebody for obvious reasons. So, being asked out by a hobbyist is easier for them.

 

[djk]

Owning a sybian helps.

Cheers,

-djk

 

[mtl_guy]

Perhaps if you lack experience or confidence then dont start with "hot" women you feel are out of your league. Try to pickup average women or women you feel are in your league. This could help build your confidence before stepping up to the babes.

What would an ugly troll like me have to do to pick up one of you ladies at a bar?

Have you ever felt sorry for a guy and taken him home for a mercy F#% ?

If I was to approach you on the street .. what would be the best way to ask for a date ( one that I did not have to pay for ) ?

Would you laugh at me right in my face or politely make an excuse and laugh at me as you are walking away ?

Please give me some tips

 

[GollumSex]

I don't have any problems picking up girls that are " in my leauge " . My problem is that I am extremely picky and feel I deserve a hot chick in my life . Unfortunately, hot chicks don't think they I deserve them lol