How to improve YMMV ? other than the obvious

[Superdick]

Open to terbites, MPAs, SPs

I have always been curious about how "players" can improve YMMV. Some MPA and SP can be such enigmas when it comes to YMMV. We know obvious factors such as chemistry, attractiveness, money, hygiene can increase the "bang for your buck".
WHAT TECHNIQUES WORK BEST for you. For example I find dressing up rather than dressing down increases my YMMV.

How many of us EXAGGERATE OR LIE about our profession, income, car, and education for YMMV . SHOULD WE FEEL GUILTY? or IS IT PART OF THE GAME?

Many times I have played along with an inquisitive MPA or SP wanting to know "WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING"..."WHAT CAR DO I DRIVE".... "NICE WATCH...." You can literally see the $$$ light up in their eyes as you become this fictitional company executive. Some will even give discounts as to realize on the long term gains of having you as a special client.

MAYBE I AM TOO CYNICAL .

 

[PHNINE]

Is it so bad just to be honest?

I do have a good job, I do drive a nice car. So being honest for me does the trick. I usually get pretty good mileage when I just be myself. I think SP's, MPA's, and dancers can tell if you are lying. They appreciate a down to earth person that is real, and not trying to impress. Although I do have to agree with you that when you dress a bit sharper they do tend to treat you better.

 

[calloway]

Being respectful and polite... it goes a long way with YMMV. If the type of car was relevent... I'd be screwed

 

[papasmerf]

Being respectful and polite goes a long way. If the type of car was relevant... I'd be screwed.

It aint the car it is the Car Key

Head to a Rolls dealer and see if you can buy a key. Leave it on the night stand along with your other keys.

 

[Svend]

I think displays of wealth or bragging are turn-offs for most SPs, just like for everyone else.
Stick to the obvious - be clean, friendly, polite, on time, and smile. Don't rush them or push the limits of their menu.
Same way you'd score with most women.

 

[canucklehead]

Being yourself ....... most women don't care if i have a Breitling or Sector watch... or have a Kia or BMW ....... if you need to lie about your profession and what you have or don't have you are selling yourself short.

 

[freakshow]

Tell her you love her............

 

[PHNINE]

Tell her you love her............

ROFLMAO!!!! Yes tell her you love her!!!

 

[Gentle Ben]

Hygene , courteous, treat them with respect and like a real person , , chit chat for a few minutes at the beginning of the session,for outcall maybe offer a drink, even try a multi hour session ....that will go along way to increasing ymmv IMO

 

[notenufmuff]

What is your specialty?

This simple line works for me:
"What is your specialty?"
Followed normally by: (MPA)
"What do you have in mind?"
My normal response is
"I like to have the session take on a life of its own" (or something like that)
If the lady feels comfortable enough at that point, she will make some subtle suggestions. Just be a gentleman and go with the flow. You can usually tell within the first 5 minutes where its gonna take you.

 

[great bear]

I generally take about five minutes to unroll my 12" winkie. They either run for the door or stay and make hay.

 

[frankcastle]

I find I get pretty good service and I usually just act friendly and nice. It's funny some ask me about my job but that's about it. I generally have pretty good experiences.... I find that with MPAs if you find ones where you can both have a good laugh carry a good conversation.

Anyways, don't haggle or push their limits and you'll have a good time.

One note about cars.... I was having a smoke outside the spa with a few MPAs and this guy comes walking up and says to one of the MPAs "that car could be yours" after he walked inside the girls laughed their asses off about him. What was funnier was that this guy did have a nice car ($60 k +) but the girls went on to talk about how cheap this guy was in the room.

I understand about getting bang for your buck but you can't have it both ways.... come across as a player with money and then hope to get cheap service. IF anything if the provider knows you have money I think they will be less likely to cut you a deal.

I think you get what you pay for and your best bet is to go with well reviewed ladies and just treat them nice.