How to impress a MPA ?

[Yoga Face]

dapperdon thread on reverse review got me wondering

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=245435



What would a MPA`s review of an ideal client be ?

In other words, if one wants to leave the best impression possible on a MPA
what should one do and how should one behave ?

After all, you want her to treat you nice and get full mileage from her, so how do you impress her so the best fun environment is created ?

Hard to make yourself look like Brad Pitt so what else can you do ?

 

[Caralho Gigante]

wash your balls well.

 

[tribunus]

Hard to make yourself look like Brad Pitt so what else can you do ?

Everyone loves to drop the Brad Pitt comparison. Is he the epitomy of hunkiness nowadays?

Back to the topic...I find that how you present yourself right off the bat (clean, well dressed, smile, competent english) sets the tone. While you're giving her the once over she's doing the exact same thing. Once inside the room hygiene and courtesy usually complete the equation.

And like Ivan said tipping is important - you bet your ass they'll remember whether you did or didn't when you come back.

 

[Yoga Face]

tip her well

an extra twenty before or after ?

I would think before to set the tone

smile and tell she looks great and that you feel you got lucky ?

I am just going to let you take over and enjoy ?

saw your review on TERB and ... no bad idea

you remind me of my daughter she is so sweet ... another bad idea

do not get to grabby esp at the start ?

wear some nice cologne ?

If she seems uninterested or nervous just tell her it is OK if she wants to relax by herself for a while and wait for the next client, maybe next time?

 

[Yoga Face]

Bring a gift , make it something small , something cute , just something that allows you to show your compassionate side and you will always come off as a sweetie

Your list sounds solid but a gift ?

I would think for a SP repeat but to a MPA you have never seen ?

Never thought of that

like what ?

A condom

 

[james t kirk]

I love Sophie Morceau.

Fabulous tits.

 

[Toke]

Bring money.

 

[Yoga Face]

I love Sophie Morceau.

Fabulous tits.

Why would you tell a MPA you like Sophie Morceau's tits ?

 

[james t kirk]

More importantly, does anyone know an MPA with tits like Sophie Morceau?

 

[BoringBob]

Show up clean, on time, and with more than enough cash.

The rest is in your head.

 

[Yoga Face]

Show up clean, on time, and with more than enough cash.

The rest is in your head.

I do not agree

Too many Terbites have the same caustic attitude


MPA's are in it for the money, yes, but some actually enjoy their work, or want to with the right clientèle, and this will be demonstrated in a more fun time for you if you present yourself well !

Anyone agree with me?

Sound like a good question for a poll ?

 

[tribunus]

What's the deal with some of you guys bringing gifts?

It's a simple business transaction. That's it. She ain't looking for a friend or a date. And you're delusional if you think you're going to find that at a MP.

Gee, how can a hot young thing not crank up the mileage when a Terbite strolls in like this: http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/Corbis_RF/p_2536348.jpg

 

[David Beckham 23]

To each their own ...

I agree with you. I used to think guys who bring gifts for MPA's were stupid and pathetic. But who am I to tell someone else what to do with their money.

I would never ever do it and I've still have had some outstanding times with ladies. If you decided to bring a MPA a gift my recommendation is make sure it's someone you've seen many times so your not just some "weird guy" that brought a gift. And also make sure you're not looking for anything extra in return. Do it to give not to receive.

 

[wantoplay]

Treat her with respect, and not like some scummy whore, be courteous, and you are ok.

 

[Yoga Face]

Treat her with respect, and not like some scummy whore, be courteous, and you are ok.

You are right of course

But I was looking for specifics, how do you show her that respect ?

Do you compliemt her looks ? Give her a hug? No touching without permission? Wear cologne? etc

 

[David Beckham 23]

Are you being serious? You don't know how to show a women respect?

 

[Solid Brass]

Two words...

CASH MONEY!!!!

Kidding

Treat her the same way you would treat any other girl you were spending time with... respect her, compliment her and make her feel like the most important woman you know

 

[wantoplay]

Small talk, show an interest, make her feel important, and thank her for doing what she does once it is over. I do, when I go.

 

[mandrill]

Dye your pubes bright blue and have a 13" dick.

 

[NorthernBear]

When she asks you how your day has been... and they almost always do, simply telling her that you think it is about to get a lot better always puts a smile on their face.
I have never given an MPA a gift but one time I received one. One girl always called me Teddy because I reminded her of a big ole teddy bear, and one day she saw one in a store and bought it for me. It was only a little thing but the idea that she was actually thinking about me meant a lot. It has been about three years since I saw her but that little teddy bear is still sitting on my dresser looking at me at night.