Just a short question. How old is too old to go to a massage place. I like to hear from both clients and massage attendants. I am asking for a friend. lol
How old is too old?
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82. That means I have one year to go. MAYBE NOT. LOL.
Eddie you beat me, but not by much!
Who else here is over 70 and still having fun?
I fit into that range but I do not go that often. I was at one place and the lady asked about my heart. That sort of prompted the question. If it is an in-call then I look for mature ladies anyway.
You answer: you'll not be massaging my heart.
This is the first weekend where I didn't book. Something has changed. Used to be Sunday mornings were sacrosanct. Losers go to church. I get laid. I guess I got there.
Wow this is got be the weird question of the week. I mean a young women of 20 massaging a 80 yr old guy. Wouldn't she be disgusted by the wrinkled skin?
Or do you ask for the oldest women there.
I guess at the same time I ask myself the question at what age does an old person stop wearing Jeans Pants?
Or do you ask for the oldest women there.
I guess at the same time I ask myself the question at what age does an old person stop wearing Jeans Pants?
I've worn jeans all my life. Why would I stop before I die? If my wife honours my wishes I'll be buried in my jeans and T shirt.
i was wondering if a ugly guy book a massage session, when the massage attendant comes in the room and saw him, will she do the massage or just not be teasing him haha
'How old is too old?' is like asking 'How fat is too fat?'
Where sex is concerned, the answer to both is 'there is no limit.'
Where sex is concerned, the answer to both is 'there is no limit.'
Never too old - if you can make it there you've already won the battle. 
After that - all the stresses are released!
After that - all the stresses are released!
Looks like most sugar daddy profile pics on Seeking Arrangements
'Generous mature gentleman seeking caring, sympathetic young woman for mutually beneficial encounters"
Just proves men lie about their ages the same as SPs.
