How NOT To Do Butt-Sex

[Morgan Ellis]

Disturbingly funny article:

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html


-- Morgan

 

[zzap]

The funny thing is in porno movies butt sex is always clean as can be. However in real life it's not always the case! I always put a towel down on the bed to catch the unexpected turd that might drop out. Yeah it does happen since her butt will be very relaxed when you pull out. So be warned guy and gals

 

[thunder0702]

Exactly why I will not take part in the is disgusting form of sex.

 

[jwmorrice]

That story will help keep me on my diet. No breakfast needed, thank you very much!

jwm

 

[Bobzilla]

After reading that, I think this thread should be titled "WHY not to do butt-sex"

 

[drlove]

That has to be the funniest story I've ever read...

 

[kramer]

A very sweet lovemaking story....sort of like the scenes you read in those Harlequin romance novels.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Damn! I was half expecting the video to be posted at the end of the story.

 

[kooley]

Damn! I was half expecting the video to be posted at the end of the story.

i never read one like this in penthouse forum

 

[Cardinal Fang]

And lets hope we never do.....

 

[Back Burner]

I'm affraid to read it

 

[auto doctor]

Shit that is funny (no pun intented)

Can't wait for the movie to come out.

 

[luv4lust]

Never use RUB A5 35 as lube

is this tip from exp lmao

 

[The Doctor]

*wipes tears from eyes*



Ah that was funny. Reminds me of my first time....

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I think I saw this on SouthPark

 

[Jade4u]

My fire wall is blocking me access to this site. Oh, well by the sounds of it it is something I may not want to see anyways.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

You might enjoy some of his other stories, then. I really like the one that got him sued by the former Miss Vermont.

http://www.tuckermax.com/missvermont.html

Caveat: diabetics should NOT click the link to her website. If you thought the butt-sex thing was disturbing, wait until you read her tips on how to be a Beauty Pageant winner....

http://www.katyjohnson.com/

A snippet from her site:

'abstinence - it shows maturity to keep your purity!'

and

'it's not cool to do drinking, without thinking!'

Ironic, considering the story on the maxtucker page is about her getting bombed, puking everyplace, and molesting the author in the back of her jeep.

-- Morgan

 

[Jade4u]

well I suceeded getting into katyjohnson.com but for some strange reason it will not let me in tuckers sites.

que sera sera

When I first entered I thought I had entered into a childs web site.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

When I first entered I thought I had entered into a childs web site.

I thought that even after I'd been on there for a while...

Are you behind a firewall? It would explain why you can't access the other site.


-- Morgan

 

[Jade4u]

I thought that even after I'd been on there for a while...

Are you behind a firewall? It would explain why you can't access the other site.


-- Morgan

Yes I am so maybe you could copy n paste some stuff for me. If permitted. I have no idea what it is.