How many of you guys have named your dicks?

[xmontrealer]

It's my theory that most guys have names for their dicks.

I'll go first:

I named mine "my love pickle"!

Since he doesn't work so well anymore I changed his name, but I can't post it as too many of our sweet ladies will recognize it lol...

 

[xmontrealer]

BTW I don't mean to leave the ladies out, but very few I've met have named their vaginas, except for a few who called them their "kitty" or their "cookie".

 

[JuanGoodman]

I don't but I called somebody a dick once, does that count?

 

[Mr Deeds]

George, my x named it

 

[glamphotographer]

I named mine Richard Nixon.

 

[onomatopoeia]

No, I didn't give my dick a name. What's the point? It can't carry a conversation, and refuses to obey commands.

 

[xmontrealer]

I named mine Richard Nixon.

That must be quite a "tricky dicky" lol...

 

[poker]

Joe Wilkensons poem about naming other people's penis'...

 

[y2kmark]

Penisaurus Rex

My dick is so BIG they are making a movie called: Godzilla vs. My Dick ...

Oh, Drew Carey...

 

[Mr.Know-It-All]

Name should be dependent on size. Because size matters.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/oofp1d

 

[gharamlifter]

Rodrigo is his name

 

[spraggamuffin]

Peter Piper.

 

[chrispalen]

Mr. Happy, always keeping me happy.

CP

 

[swouwee]

Russell the love muscle

 

[y2kmark]

BTW I don't mean to leave the ladies out, but very few I've met have named their vaginas, except for a few who called them their "kitty" or their "cookie".

They name their breasts instead, OT just "the girls"...

 

[NotADcotor]

Princess Sofia.

Sure one could go with Stanley like the power drill or Krull the Warrior King but 1: That's kinda lame and 2: Masturbation is a bit less gay when your dick has a femme name.
Also it's a funny like from that movie.

 

[MuffLover]

They name their breasts instead, OT just "the girls"...

Many years ago, I had this one night stand with a married woman at a business conference. She called hers "Maria ThunderPussy!" Must have been a carry over from her college days....

 

[curr3n_c1000]

Not me, but an old fling called it Godzilla.

I like the name Evel Penievel.