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GOLEAFSGO67

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..that her hygeine is atrocious.

I see this girl once in a blue moon...but yesterdays bum smell has me swearing IT IS THE LAST TIME.!!!!!

IS there ANYWAY to tell a lady....a regular bootie....THAT SHE STINKS??
 
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GOLEAFSGO67

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That is what I am thinking....No way to tell her

You can't tell her.

So now...plan B??


Its not you...ITS ME!!!

(And Im outta there) ????
 
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Been there..done that.I'm sure some of the ladies here have thought up this already for some clients.

You:"I've been going all day.I reek.Let's take a shower together.....once there turn manual stimulation into a good washing.She'll never be the wiser.If she's not into it tell her it turns you on.If that does not work....say"You stink".....but be nice.....lololo
 
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GOLEAFSGO67

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Lol

I agree.....shes been around a while...should have the knowledge and means.

But sheesh...

Such a turn off!!!!!!!!!!! ANd I know now that, even with the shower (if it happens) I will still have that deflating bum smell etched in my memory!!


Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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Doctor Zoidburg

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You did not give us enough info. Is it free booty? Of course if it is paid booty, walk away or say something. In both cases if you do plan to walk away, there is one last ditch effort you can try. Get her to strip and soap her up in the shower, now you get her to gend over and give her asshole a whoosh douche from the water pik show head. If she complains, just tell her to bear with you, because you want to show her something. If she ask what it is, you tell her she will figure it out. If by the end of the session she does not get it, you tell her that you cleaned her up and it was much more pleasurable without the ass odors..................So, waddaya got to loose?:confused:
 
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GOLEAFSGO67 said:
I agree.....shes been around a while...should have the knowledge and means.

But sheesh...

Such a turn off!!!!!!!!!!! ANd I know now that, even with the shower (if it happens) I will still have that deflating bum smell etched in my memory!!


Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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yup, know what that smell is like by heart,

had an ex that when I did doggie got a good whiff of that ass smell, totally deflating and kept me from doing any spontanious initiations of fooking. When that smell was so overpowering I just said it smells real bad and got one of her perfumes and sprayed on her ass right on the anus, then everything was tolerable. Needless to say she was resented that which I later found out in subsequent fights. :cool:

Even when not doing anal on her the unwashed ass crack smell in doggie is like a bio weapon launched on your nostrils. It's been years but I still remember that toxic whiff.
 
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CapitalGuy

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I am so paranoid that no matter where I am, once I am done wiping up down there, I use a baby wipe for a final cleansing sweep, just to make sure there are no clingons or splotches of shit on my ass. That means carrying baby wipes in the car, and in a ziploc bag in my briefcase. But, I freak out now, if I can't do a wet wipe after I'm done cleansing, post-defecation. Shit stinks.
 
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foxwilly

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calloway said:
That's way too much information when I eating pizza and reading this. :p
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You asked for it! You are the one who got this far into a thread about stinky asses while eating pizza
 
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CapitalGuy

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calloway said:
Ya... but I just got back from taking a dump.
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And I will bet that you had a Wet One all lined up and neatly folded beside the toilet before you sat down. :p
 
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rafterman

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CapitalGuy said:
I am so paranoid that no matter where I am, once I am done wiping up down there, I use a baby wipe for a final cleansing sweep, just to make sure there are no clingons or splotches of shit on my ass. That means carrying baby wipes in the car, and in a ziploc bag in my briefcase. But, I freak out now, if I can't do a wet wipe after I'm done cleansing, post-defecation. Shit stinks.
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You gotta coordinate your shitting and showering as in shit, shower, shave.
 
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Simple...get her into a conversation about what turns each other on...Then say that the GREATEST thing in the world is a clean sexy smelling woman...expecially down there, the sweeter the smell the more you want to eat and keep going about how sexy a sweet smelling couchie is...Got on it enough she will want to impress or atleast try....Works imho
 
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