Well... I don't have an ex-wife... but I have a good story about an ex-gf...
I went out with my high school sweetheart for 6 years... she dumped me because she wanted to get married, and I wasn't ready yet, and she was getting impatient... I was still only 23 and was still in "career building" mode. So anyway, she dumps me and cleans all her stuff out of my apartment etc... I do the typical guy BS, you know, I want you back, yada yada yada... she doesn't go for it unless there's a "promise" attached and I eventually get over it...
I had fun bein a single guy for a couple years until I met Mrs CG- you guys know that story already... but about a yr later Mrs. CG and I are at a party at a long time friend's place and I see a guy I hadn't seen since grade 7... We were best friends back in jr highschool, but my parents moved the family to another part of town, and I went to a different school and I lost touch with my friends there. So anyway, I go up to this guy and we start yakking for about an hour, catching up etc... so then I finally ask the question... how do you know "so & so" (The guy's house the party is at...) He says, oh I'm here with my wife. Really who's your wife. He motions to a blond girl in the other room and I look over- it was my Ex-GF! Oh, I say- and mention her name... Buddy says oh you know her... yes, we went out for 6 years! He finally clues in that I am the guy his ex was with for so many years! (And will forever be compared to LOL!)
The best part, was... guess who the ex-GF was talking with (amongst a few other girls...) Yep, Mrs. CG! So later in the evening, I clue in Mrs. CG the whole story (she had never met the Ex-GF either) and she starts hamming it up bigtime! Grabbing me, kissing me all the time, feeding me the cherry out of her drink... etc. With the ex-GF looking on the whole time! The next morning, the phone rang at about 5:00 am.... there was a recognizable female voice on the other end... she said 4 words... "Your a real dick!" and hung up the phone.
I don't know what I did... since SHE dumped me, and since it was Mrs. CG that was hamming it up all night... but I don't think she appreciated it! LOL!