How could I be so stupid???

BuckJones

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After reading this thread:

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17178&highlight=cheapcheap

and other info, took the plunge:

It was an, I’m a John looking for a whore type deal

Not an intrepid sexual adventurer looking to frolic with a lovely courtesan a la Lara Conbacio, AstridAmour.

This event represents the ugly side of the game. But I’ve read some much uglier stuff and my condolences to you guys. After this experience, I sympathise even more with SPs that have to deal with unsavoury situations as well, maybe I shouldn’t be complaining.

Happened quite a while ago and I knew what I was headed for: one guy had said that she holds the base of the condom during FS, for safety.
Was curious about that and decided, what the hell. You know how curiosity kills the cat…..
She still operates. She advertises in the Sun. APRIL FOXY LADY
Maybe some of you know her. Located South Keys, Hunt Club/Albion area. Had a weight machine in the bedroom for pumping iron, for her beau I guess.

I payed 100 for an hour
She is a slim woman, mid forties, not bad looking at all, kind of a 60’s hairdo, with the backcombing going on, biker chick look. definetely not the site pictures, but I knew that already, right , it was “the too good to be true thing”. The pics could have been her 20 years ago. Nice scam.

The vibes were bad, she would not look me in the eyes as she invited me in and spoke to me. Her attitude was morose, gloomy, oddly condescending. Offered a massage and I accepted. I wasn’t enjoying it and luckily it only lasted maybe five minutes. Everything was so mechanical even the conversation. Offered to massage her, but from her expression, I knew she would not enjoy being touched. It was like, don’t even try to get me "involved" buddy.

Mr Happy wasn’t very happy. She started to work on the little fellow and surprisingly he responded. The CBJ was good, I thought, things are looking up.

When I tried FS, I just couldn’t sustain it with the condom squeeze happening. Got out, made an excuse about being tired. I should have left but she began to CBJ again, that eventually turned into a HJ. She had a rough time getting me there and I closed my eyes to use my imagination to get there. But I have to give her that, she was determined.
WTF was the point.

I’m kind of loud when I release sometimes, she sensed that I was going to grunt/scream and to muffle the sound, she grabbed the sheet cover and stuffed it in my mouth! Didn’t see that coming, my eyes were closed. The reason she did it was there were tenants in another part of the building that shouldn’t know what she was up to. Acted like, its OK, you’ll be fine. She helped with the clean up while I tried to maintain my composure.

Politely escorted me out, I said Thank You (imagine), goodbye, the processing of another John was successfully completed

Took a while for this cowpoke to get back in the saddle and I learned not to be so dumb.

I guess if you’re a quiet releaser, you’ll have a great time! And make sure you can handle the infamous squeeze.
 

RDNZL

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Saw her 4-5 years ago....twice actually. First time was actually pretty good. The second time was about 6 months later. A definate change in attitude. I doubt she gets many returnees.
 

sun

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i saw her a whlie back in the past too. An attractive [ to me ] wman [ mid forties] in a very tastfully personally decorated nice home , exhibiting a lot of personal creativity. She was always friendly to me but quickly gets down to business. I said she seemed attractive , very slim fit body with beautiful breasts which turn out to be rock hard implants. I'd never experienced that before. Any medical experts out there who can explain that to me ? Any way , she won't allow you to caress or kiss them and you can't touch her pussy either. She puts the condom on you very securely and puts you in and holds on to it. This is a definate slam bang thankyou ma'm type of experience. eg. after about 2 minutes of penetration , she'd ask ' are you close yet ?" But the biggest problem for me was her 2 cell phones which she kept answering even as i'm F***ing her ! She's giving directions to incoming or inquiring clients.I kept asking her to turn off the phone but she said she couldn't. I even had that happen as shes giving me a HJ. Phone in one hand and mr big in the other . I kept thinking . I can't believe this is happening to me ! Any way i kept going back , thinking and hoping it would improve. She was my first SP , it was cheap ]80 4 a half hr], iwas in desparate need, and i thought maybe after she saw me a few times shed turn into the wild thing i wanted . never happened. The half hour was always a quick 20 minutes. always a polite freindly hello , goodbye , see you again sort of thing. oooh i almost forgot , Buck Jones ! She 'd put her hand over my mouth when i came . At least i didn't get the sheet ttreatment ! Anyway i can laugh about it now. I did like her, I felt safe but too rushed . But i didnt know any better to complain. really why? i got my release. i was with a pretty discret mature woman. i was lonely. it was my first venture. sigh
 

BuckJones

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JESUS H CHRIST, Sun, what a way to "pop your cherry" in the Hobby.

I have no doubt that things are going better for you these days.
If it had been my first, I may have quit.......NOT....you gotta roll with the punches, too many fabs out there
 

Rider55

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Chalk it up to life experience. If you have not had the bad, you will not be able to recognize the good and appreciate it for what it is. Hopefully you will be able to continue to raise the bar rather than lower it, in more ways than one...
 
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