Look, I'm basically a frickin tree hugger at heart. I love nature, I think we gratuitously poison our world daily, for profit and convenience, in my life in the city I've logged more miles on my bike and Nikes than my Nissan. Hell, when I'm in a hotel, I don't get the towels changed every day, and hang them back on the rack.
So I check into a reasonably hi end (not the ritz, but solid 4* chain hotel). The (reallllllly sweet little Latina) girl at the checking asks me if I would like to take care of their "green option" or whatever. I say what is this option (cuz she is so cute, and I am after all an environmentalist at heart, and chicks dig that).
So she says " well you can decline housekeeping services, and we will give you 5 bucks to use in the hotel"
So I say "actually I'll take the full housekeeping. Sometimes when I'm in a nice hotel like this, I like to make a liiiiiitle bit of a mess"
The look on her cute face was priceless.
(fucking hotels trying to "greenify" poor service)
So I check into a reasonably hi end (not the ritz, but solid 4* chain hotel). The (reallllllly sweet little Latina) girl at the checking asks me if I would like to take care of their "green option" or whatever. I say what is this option (cuz she is so cute, and I am after all an environmentalist at heart, and chicks dig that).
So she says " well you can decline housekeeping services, and we will give you 5 bucks to use in the hotel"
So I say "actually I'll take the full housekeeping. Sometimes when I'm in a nice hotel like this, I like to make a liiiiiitle bit of a mess"
The look on her cute face was priceless.
(fucking hotels trying to "greenify" poor service)






