Hope she had fun...

[Chivas Regal]

So the SO went out partying last nite with the girls from work.
No biggie, it was planned for awhile.

I figure a few drinks she'll be home by midnite, the usual case. So 11pm, rolls by, then midnite. I fall asleep, thinking they are probably having a great time. At 2 am, I wake again. She still isn't home. My mind starts to wander thinking what would I be up to at that time of nite. Then as I am falling asleep, I start to think of all the guys hitting on her. I start having this erotic dream of her lapping up the attention and getting all hot and horny, the girls egging her on.
At 3:38 when she rolls in, after getting out of the cab, I pretend to be sleeping. She sneaks in, heads to the washroom and then as she crawls in to bed I figure she will be pretty horned up from her nite out....
No such luck. I wake up at 5 am and I am disappointed that I didn't get my drunk fuck when she rolled in. I guess she figured why wake me up and have me pissed. Or maybe she got it before she got in>>>????
In any event, can't wait to hear the details of her nite of debauchery when she rolls her carcass out of bed

 

[papasmerf]

How bout it boys, should we fill the details in for him????

 

[Chivas Regal]

How bout it boys, should we fill the details in for him????

I was wondering which one of my fellow terbies took a run at her

 

[papasmerf]

I was wondering which one of my fellow terbies took a run at her

Who could resist?

 

[james t kirk]

Did you hear her hit the shower when she got home?

or did you just sniff her box?

Women are such dogs.

 

[calloway]

I'll post my review on your SO later... but I rated her a 8 out of 10.

I would have rated her higher... but she was constanting complaining about her SO whenever her mouth wasn't full.

 

[tboy]

Well, we don't know your wife (maybe some do haha) or what's she done in the past, but figure it this way:

If she went out clubbing or whatever, the clubs close at 2 am. Figure, like most people, they go for coffee or a late night snack, that's like 45 mins to an hour. 1/2 hr cab ride home and there you are, 3:30 am.

Now if she said she'd be home by 11 or 12, then I'd give her the 3rd degree.

Also, be careful how you ask her about her evening. I had gf's that used to go out with their friends and I'd ask simply to find out how her evening went and to show interest in her life (which I thought guys were supposed to do). On more than one occasion I got the old "why are you interrogating me..." comeback. Which makes me think: why does she have a guilty conscience?

 

[BallzDeep]

You were the guy with all the mistresses over the years, she's been doing the same thing, trust me. They want other cock as bad as we want foreign pussy, don't kid yourself. You didn't get any because she already got it.

 

[Edifice]

You were the guy with all the mistresses over the years, she's been doing the same thing, trust me. They want other cock as bad as we want foreign pussy, don't kid yourself. You didn't get any because she already got it.

Ouch!

 

[Guy7]

When she returned home in the wee hours of morning, her apetite was full, she must have had a gourmet variety of cocks, so she needed complete rest, & not her daily super from you.......... goodluck, hope you are not in hot water these days due to your better half having variety of meals outside better watch out or soon she would pack-up her bags and gone forever just partying with her so-called BF's & you will be left all high and dry.........

 

[Chivas Regal]

You were the guy with all the mistresses over the years, she's been doing the same thing, trust me. They want other cock as bad as we want foreign pussy, don't kid yourself. You didn't get any because she already got it.

Hey Guy27, I am not sure who nominated you as the morality police on terb, but I am starting to get the feeling that these points you are making are getting personal.

When she returned home in the wee hours of morning, her apetite was full, she must have had a gourmet variety of cocks, so she needed complete rest, & not her daily super from you.......... goodluck, hope you are not in hot water these days due to your better half having variety of meals outside better watch out or soon she would pack-up her bags and gone forever just partying with her so-called BF's & you will be left all high and dry.........

My esteemed friend, and I use the term loosely...my SO and and have shared in a number of hobby activities that I hope you have the pleasure to experience with someone you love. I will caution however, with your attitude, it may take awhile to find a women that you can be open enough with to partake in these activities. So, my friend, until you get to know me better and understand my relationship with my SO, stop f**&ing judging me. You are starting to piss me off! My relationship is an open one with my SO, and my post was one of humour to show the other side of the hobbiest lifestyle, not that that is any of your business. Lighten up my friend, I'll rattle your cage if I am looking for your opinion on something!

Rant over, lets continue on, shall we?

 

[osanowo]

I pretend to be sleeping (...) I wake up at 5 am and I am disappointed that I didn't get my drunk fuck when she rolled in.

LOL

two comments if I may: That will teach you to play hard to get

And secondly I am sure I'll ever be able to satisfy anyone if really drunk... only three alternative ending here: fall asleep, throw up or let go of the goat...