Honey, I hired a new cleaning service...

[Walnut]

(I wonder how that would go over with the SO?)

http://toplesshelp.com/thelp/index.cfm

Welcome to Topless Help!

Topless Help currently ONLY caters to OTTAWA, Ontario, Canada.

We will send Topless Help directly to your home for a variety of home-cleaning services as well as small in-door jobs.

WHAT YOU GET

We customize our topless services to suit your needs and your budget.

Here is a list of tasks commonly included in a regular topless service visit:

GENERAL

Vacuum Floor Surfaces
Vacuum Furniture in Family Room
Clean Sliding Glass Doors (one set included with Standard Cleaning)
Remove Cobwebs
Dust Windowsills and Baseboards
Spot Clean Light Switch Plates
Make Beds
Tidy Rooms
Dust All Furnishings and Decorative Items within Reach
Dust Ceiling Fans within Reach
Dust Window Blinds
Empty Trash

KITCHEN

Clean & Sanitize All Countertops
Clean & Sanitize Sink and Faucets
Clean Outside of All Appliances
Clean Inside of Microwave
Spot Clean Cabinet Exteriors
Wipe Off Table and Chairs
Dust Baseboards
Clean Floor

BATHROOM

Clean & Sanitize Counter and Sink
Clean & Sanitize Shower and Tub
Clean & Sanitize Toilet
Shine Mirrors and Chrome
Vacuum and Sanitize Floor
Dust Light Fixtures within Reach
Dust Baseboards
Spot Clean Cabinet Exteriors
Fold Towels

The use of your personal vacuum cleaner or washer/dryer must be provided.

All supplies such as soaps and cleaning products must also be provided.

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

This concept is flawed, I wrote about this type of business about a month ago on my site as to why this wont work....

http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=5865

further more note the bottom two statements that you must provide the cleaning supplies and equipment, WTF if I hire a mechanic I don't need to provide the oil and the hoist ? When I go to the barber I don't need to bring my own scissor and comb ? More importantly they spend a lot of time telling you what you get, but not showing you what you get, this is a novelty idea and while cleaning might be important let's face it, the rack on the cleaning staff is more important to the man who might consider this service. So why not show us what we get, likely because this is what you get:

 

[too2shy]

Most cleaners we've had over the years use our supplies and our equipment. That's normal.

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

Interesting, I've had a few maids off and on over the years and they always came with their own supplies with a handy carrying cart. One maid even brought her own 70s vintage vacuum that she swore by, she lugged that thing with her all over the place she didn't need any gym membership after hauling that thing around with her! I guess I've just been spoiled,lol.

 

[Sgt Banger]

Top shelf cleaners will use your own equipment, cleaning solutions, etc. and bring clean rags and ohter supplies to your home, on the assumption that they will use detergents that you prefer and cleaning equipment appropriate for your flooring and other considerations. You would not want them to use mops they have used to clean other people's bathrooms and other areas in your own home, and same thing with regard to rags and paper towels. We're talking high end, reputable cleaners, not Molly Maid here.

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

Oh god yeah I want them using my mops and such for sure. I've used cleaning services like Windsor and Sunshine and would highly recommend them, also used a couple of private independents that I would recommend, sadly Molly Maid did not work out so well and could not recommend.

I'm pretty sure whoever shows up from this Topless Help operation is not likely to be as professional or thorough as one would expect for the premium price, sure she may have nice tits but the the cleaning may not be as nice. We'll have to see how this pans out, so who's going to TOFTT on this one!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I'd want any extras before the cleaning, not after she works up a sweat and gets her boobs all dirty. Of course I'll supply the condoms and wipes to clean up after.

 

[Eddie401]

And unless you're actually following the cleaner around like some kind of creepy stalker or live in a 1 room bachelor pad, you're paying for the occasional glimpse of boob (that may or may not be dragging on the ground) while someone does a half-assed job of cleaning your place but probably a better job of casing it.

Other than a good story, I don't see the appeal.

 

[justfor]

Top shelf cleaners will use your own equipment, cleaning solutions, etc. and bring clean rags and ohter supplies to your home, on the assumption that they will use detergents that you prefer and cleaning equipment appropriate for your flooring and other considerations. You would not want them to use mops they have used to clean other people's bathrooms and other areas in your own home, and same thing with regard to rags and paper towels. We're talking high end, reputable cleaners, not Molly Maid here.

You are right, I won't want my cleaning maid to bring her equipment and cleaning stuff. She'd come empty-handed, and all supplies including chemicals, rags, paper towels and equipment are provided to her on site. This way, I know I can trust the equipment and that the chemicals used are appropiate for my furniture and wooden floors.

 

[Anynym]

Most cleaners we've had over the years use our supplies and our equipment. That's normal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uklF7VtqJq8

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uklF7VtqJq8

LOL, I Love Consuela!!