I have to laugh at the boilerplate phrases that crop up from time to time on Locanto and LL - always accompanied by some enticing photos snatched off the web, and promising services to the moon and back. Like: "I'm honest and sincere lady you ever want to meet." Or, typically "I am alone in my home, husband gone on business." Apart from being gramatically lame, the first carries two messages: she's not honest; and she's not sincere. Oh yes, and by the way... she's not even there! I am sure all these ads originate from a single scamming source: probably a boiler room in Nigeria or Uganda, where some young asshole sits swatting away malarial mosquitoes while finding out how many unwary Canadians he can snare with this ludicrous drivel.