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Svend

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I've got a 2-for-1 barter for any gals out there. It's a limited offer, just for this week.

In exchange for giving me an orgasm, I will deal you two of them. That's right, two!
Since there is no cash, neither of us will pay taxes so the government is screwed, ha ha, bonus! I know you're thinking this is too good to be true but believe me this isn't a scam, so PM me if you're interested.
 
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Svend

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No Dani, there is a limit of 3 sessions per person. Please don't try to book under different handles either or you'll have to find another avenue for your satisfaction.
 
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Dani

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Svend said:
No Dani, there is a limit of 3 sessions per person. Please don't try to book under different handles either or you'll have to find another avenue for your satisfaction.
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But...but....but, you make me so hot and just....well you know.. I need you so bad.
Do you have a special coming up?
Can you send me some pictures of yourself?
Do you visit the greek isles?
Do you have toys?
BBBJTCCIM?

Oh damn.... wait those are some of the questions I get asked, sorry!!!!!!!!!:D
 
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WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
Don't do it Dani! It's a bait and switch. You book him and he sends Great Bear!
 
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Svend

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Hey, how come this is moved from the Buy and Sell section??

Okay, I'm a bit disappointed in the response - I'm not sure if I need to make some changes if I try this again.
I only had 5 women on here come visit me this week to take advantage of the offer, all were quite satisfied except one nut (who will remain nameless, don't PM me) who demanded I make her cum one more time. I stopped the session right there, I don't need this kind of nonsense and now she's on my BCL. :mad:
I've decided not to continue tomorrow, please try to understand.
 
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Svend

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In celebration of my 4,000th post, I'm going to offer my 2-for-1 deal all weekend. :p
Dani, you're welcome back but please respect my restrictions.
 
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Ashley Tyler

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Svend said:
I've got a 2-for-1 barter for any gals out there. It's a limited offer, just for this week.

In exchange for giving me an orgasm, I will deal you two of them. That's right, two!
Since there is no cash, neither of us will pay taxes so the government is screwed, ha ha, bonus! I know you're thinking this is too good to be true but believe me this isn't a scam, so PM me if you're interested.
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Deal!! Meet me Sept 5 at IDK :p
 
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PHNINE

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Svend said:
In celebration of my 4,000th post, I'm going to offer my 2-for-1 deal all weekend.
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There is not enough room in the Loblaws parking lot for the both us...

BTW, Congrats on the 4K. :D
 
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Svend

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The special will not be extended, Amara. I'm afraid the one-for-one offer is back in effect after this weekend to control the number of calls and PMs.

What kind of goofy name is "I Don Knows" for a club anyway?
Tell them to have a "Change The Freakin' Name" contest, would ya?
 
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Avery

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Here's a real 2-for-1 deal!

Man wants operation to remove extra organ

The Sydney Morning Herald

August 19, 2006 - 7:44PM

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said on Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
 
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LancsLad

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PHNINE said:
There is not enough room in the Loblaws parking lot for the both us...

BTW, Congrats on the 4K. :D
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PHNINE runs around with a bullhorn after he's finished with a customer , yelling " Clean up in aisle six".
 
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nominis

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Hey Svend congrats on breaking the 4k ceiling ... looks like Lancslad will be there this week too !
 
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