Here comes "Rita"!

[Goober Mcfly]

I understand Goober is heading for the Texas coast. It's the only way he can get a "blow" job from a woman named Rita.

That, and I'll be able to finally fulfill my fetish fantasy of masturbating while getting hit in the side of the head with a flying Volkswagen.

 

[great bear]

That, and I'll be able to finally fulfill my fetish fantasy of masturbating while getting hit in the side of the head with a flying Volkswagen.

Goober. No one and I mean NO one in Texas drives a Volkswagen. However you might be hit in the side of the head with an errant oil derrick, or better still by a masturbating gay cowboy named Derrick. You do have some strange fetish fantasies.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober. No one and I mean NO one in Texas drives a Volkswagen. However you might be hit in the side of the head with an errant oil derrick, or better still by a masturbating gay cowboy named Derrick. You do have some strange fetish fantasies.

Maybe a VW will fly in from Mexico?

My fetish fantasies keep me young. Which reminds me, I need to remember to strike "anal sex with a gas pump" off my list tonight.

 

[Esco!]

Maybe a VW will fly in from Mexico?
.

Volkwagens dont fly, Goober

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Volkwagens dont fly, Goober

I don't know. 900mB is an awful amount of suction...

 

[papasmerf]

Volkwagens dont fly, Goober

HERBIE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[great bear]

Maybe a VW will fly in from Mexico?

My fetish fantasies keep me young. Which reminds me, I need to remember to strike "anal sex with a gas pump" off my list tonight.

Leave it on your list. Your ass will be worth big money.

 

[Esco!]

I don't know. 900mB is an awful amount of suction...

I guess you're the expert on things that suck

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I guess you're the expert on things that suck

Wow, ZING!

 

[Esco!]

Wow, ZING!

Sore loser

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Sore loser

Parts of me are.

*adjusts seat cushion*

 

[Esco!]

Goober, stop hijacking threads.

THERE IS SOME CHANCE
THAT RITA COULD REGAIN SOME INTENSITY!!

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCDAT3+shtml/222049.shtml

Read a couple of lines down

 

[Esco!]

There may be yet another hurricane forming:

http://www.goes.noaa.gov/browsh3.html

.

 

[Asterix]

Rita has been downgraded again, to a Cat 3. Burning itself out a bit, thankfully, before hitting the coast.

 

[Meridian]

There may be yet another hurricane forming:

http://www.goes.noaa.gov/browsh3.html

.

Nope. The one that on the right is used to be Hurricane PHILIPPE which is now Tropical storm, and it's dying down.

 

[Jade4u]

It looks like they are battling fires and very high winds there now.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/09/24/rita/index.html