- Shower or wash up with soap n water before an appointment! Front smells (male and female), back smells, pit smells, breath smells. Please be clean!
- Take off your jewelry. Remember that jewelry gets in the way, especially bracelets and necklaces.
- Do your homework. If a massage therapist tells you to start stretching something more often, it’s is likely going to be very helpful for you (as long as they know what they’re talking about). It will also help to get deeper into the next layers of scar tissue or fascia in follow up appointments.
- When you find someone you like try not to hop around. Many of us are always accepting new clients and it’s helpful to have repeat customers to have our schedules full. Don’t just keep finding the cheapest deal. You’re likely going to get exactly what you pay for.
- Tip if you enjoyed what you received and you are financially able to do so. Tipping is a great way to show your gratitude, and every little bit really goes a long way.
Here are 5 things customers can do to make life easier/better for massage providers
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Put a manly mani-pedi on your schedule, Fuck me but I've seen some guys this summer wearing sandals... 
Nasty, calloused, long toed sloths.
And neither has to be as bad as these to gross out women. Neat, clean feet and nails are super important to women and they WILL judge you on them!!!
Then there are guys who have never seen a nail brush or clippers. The just bite their nails with their tooth.
See the dirt deep under the nails? Been there, growing a science fair of bacteria and fungus forever since you were 6 years old. Never mind hangnails.
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Nasty, calloused, long toed sloths. And neither has to be as bad as these to gross out women. Neat, clean feet and nails are super important to women and they WILL judge you on them!!!
Then there are guys who have never seen a nail brush or clippers. The just bite their nails with their tooth.
See the dirt deep under the nails? Been there, growing a science fair of bacteria and fungus forever since you were 6 years old. Never mind hangnails.
Invest in dentistry! NOTHING says more about you than the FIRST impression your smile and teeth make. More than your watch, your car, your clothes. Nothing says lowlife that doesn't care about himself than a man with bad teeth. It is an INVESTMENT in YOU. It does not depreciate and pays dividends. Ask any woman what they consider most important in a man and they will most often say it's their smile.
If nothing else, go to one of the many $99 Dental Hygeinist Clinics for a basic cleaning every year. You CANNOT remove calculus, tartar etc that they can.
If you have insurance or even afford making monthly payments*...go to see a dentist and get your teeth looked at. Ignoring them will ONLY make it worse and more expensive over time. If you are nervous about going, call the clinic and ask if the Dentist will prescribe you ONE midazolam tablet for your visit. It is a powerful, quick acting anti-anxiety medication that WILL chill you out more than sufficiently for the visit. I;m not a fan of alughing gas for procedures for some reason but for many, it makes any actual drilling and filling no big deal. Use your Apple Airpods or any other ANC ear buds if the sound of drilling bothers you.
I rarely make recommendations but I have recommended KingWest Dental at King and Bathurst to many, many people and they all have raved how well run, pleasnat and professional they are. And they are FAIR and reasonable in their fees and do not upsell. BONUS for Terb dogs... the owner, Dr Venus Sohbi is super fucking hot! And she only hires hot women to work there! And they are all super nice, not stuck up. Consider this a shill, and the best dental recommendation you'll ever get.
*All dentists are affilliated with finance companies that will make whatever payment arrangments you can afford. Even if you needed $2k of work, they will go $50 a month for 4 years if you need it. And if you can['t afford $50 a month then you should just stick to the $60/hh 60 yo portuguese/latina holes to jack off into.
If nothing else, go to one of the many $99 Dental Hygeinist Clinics for a basic cleaning every year. You CANNOT remove calculus, tartar etc that they can.
If you have insurance or even afford making monthly payments*...go to see a dentist and get your teeth looked at. Ignoring them will ONLY make it worse and more expensive over time. If you are nervous about going, call the clinic and ask if the Dentist will prescribe you ONE midazolam tablet for your visit. It is a powerful, quick acting anti-anxiety medication that WILL chill you out more than sufficiently for the visit. I;m not a fan of alughing gas for procedures for some reason but for many, it makes any actual drilling and filling no big deal. Use your Apple Airpods or any other ANC ear buds if the sound of drilling bothers you.
I rarely make recommendations but I have recommended KingWest Dental at King and Bathurst to many, many people and they all have raved how well run, pleasnat and professional they are. And they are FAIR and reasonable in their fees and do not upsell. BONUS for Terb dogs... the owner, Dr Venus Sohbi is super fucking hot! And she only hires hot women to work there! And they are all super nice, not stuck up. Consider this a shill, and the best dental recommendation you'll ever get.
*All dentists are affilliated with finance companies that will make whatever payment arrangments you can afford. Even if you needed $2k of work, they will go $50 a month for 4 years if you need it. And if you can['t afford $50 a month then you should just stick to the $60/hh 60 yo portuguese/latina holes to jack off into.
