help me get laid...

[AnimalMagnetism]

49 year old virgin (cough) seeks help in getting laid. if I recieve 5000 replies I'm sure I can pay someone to help me lose my virginity (cough) serious replies only.
I will accept pm's from sp's wishing to help me with my problem , this is a one shot offer (cough) free samples are welcome!

 

[drlove]

You've GOT to be kidding me!?!

 

[LancsLad]

49 year old virgin (cough) seeks help in getting laid. if I recieve 5000 replies I'm sure I can pay someone to help me lose my virginity (cough) serious replies only.
I will accept pm's from sp's wishing to help me with my problem , this is a one shot offer (cough) free samples are welcome!

I've got a great idea, try posting a website to solicit. Crazy idea I know, never been done but just might work.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Sound like a real loser.. I bet you still live with mommy & daddy

 

[PHNINE]

Have you tried using TERB?

 

[luv4lust]

49 year old virgin (cough) seeks help in getting laid. if I recieve 5000 replies I'm sure I can pay someone to help me lose my virginity (cough) serious replies only.
I will accept pm's from sp's wishing to help me with my problem , this is a one shot offer (cough) free samples are welcome!

better do something with that cough before you cough up a hair ball

 

[AnimalMagnetism]

guilt ridden

Dang, I ask for help and need 5000 responses and I get 5!!! oh well I need to come clean anyways, I couldnt sleep, the guilt was just too much. and btw my real names not AnimalMagnetism. but yea, back to where were we? I'm not really a virgin *sigh* (those were the days) NOT!! yea I lost my virginity, really, no hoax this time. I did it ONCE(cough) whew glad thats off my shoulder yep once is all I did it and I swear I didnt inhale(cough cough)
and can you believe not a SINGLE pm offering a sympathy Ph*ck.
and I thought you were all my friends