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Hilfiger

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Stayed in Miramar, close to many clubs and good restaurants. My buddy GPIDEAL went along as my partner in crime. First night, Johnny’s. It was Thursday and the club pretty empty. We tried rejecting as many advances as possible while scouting the site, but eventually succumbed to the incessant pressure. Two nice looking girls, but there was a hot blonde there I was determined to see the next time.

Second night, Casa de Musica. Got there early and lined up outside. I give out a stern look to keep the hustlers away. GPIDEAL, however, was sexually assaulted by a girl in front of him, and she did not take no for an answer. Lots of tourists that come here in bus loads to dance and look around. In here, after some good work of stern rejections by both of us, we secured arguably the two best looking girls in the club. Tons of guys kept looking at our table, and I was in love with my Cubana/German girl. GPIDEAL had some trouble with a girl he saw last year, and unfortunately she remembered him.

Third night, Dos Gardenias. Good Bolero show, but the club is too dark and small (can’t see the girls’ faces at the bar), as well as packed. We left and were attacked by 6 girls on the way down the stairs. They were average looking, and I had to convince horny GPIDEAL to leave. We went to La Cecilia around 1:00 am, and it took us 10 minutes to find two lookers. GPIDEAL found his muse.

Fourth night, GPIDEAL stayed with the girl from the night before and I went solo. Took our driver as a wingman, and every time I saw someone I liked he would tell me whether pro or non-pro. Went to a nice bar with good live music. Some working girls, but I liked the girl by the bar. We asked the bartender and he said she was not a pro, and she seemed busy with her friend. Got up and went to Johnny’s. It was student night, with great dance music blasting. I spent over 1 hour shaking off all the same girls from the first night. Eventually saw two stunners and went to talk to them. They were not pros, but one was interested in talking to me. However her friend pulled from her hand and they left. She turned back and asked if I would be there later, and I said yes, but she did not come. GPIDEAL’s girl told me later that I might have had better luck if she was alone, and away from the prying eyes of other students/friends. Went back to the casa and waited for GPIDEAL. We rested, as we had to get up early for a whole day tour of Bay of Pigs the next day.

The fifth night we took our muses to La Guarida for dinner. They were ecstatic, as it was a first for them, and Beyonce had just been there a few days before. It was all they talked about, and it was good food, good ambiance and a great time. We went back to our casa with them and drank some more in the patio and then took care of business. Although I am very attracted to my girl, we lack chemistry together, and I have all but cut my losses here. GPIDEAL is still gaga over his.

On the sixth night, GPIDEAL and I went to some bars, but nothing happening. It was to be a day of rest.

For the last night, we went to La Fontana. This is a very good restaurant, with an awesome bar. GPIDEAL invited his muse and I joined them to hold the candle. It was over.

For those who ask why, it is all about the adventure, the trip. First and foremost I am a traveler, and only then may look for extracurricular activities. I saw a lot, interacted with locals and left exhausted. Most of the girls are not hardened pros, and provide a safe service. They really do behave more like GFs. A common theme with them seems to the lack of a man in the house, forcing them to become the providers for the family (mother and half/brothers or sisters). The cost is also increasing in Havana, and if sex is all you seek, stay in Toronto. Almost forgot, GPIDEAL got wifed the last night, but he can speak to that if he wishes.
P.S. the beach in front of the Tropicoco was really nice and we both got burnt, as it was super hot and sunny.
 

GPIDEAL

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Hilfiger was a good partner in crime. He had researched Havana as to casas, clubs and restaurants, one of which was near my hotel that I didn't know about. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have snorkelled at the infamous Bay of Pigs (called Playal Larga by the locals), or visited more of Old Havana, or visited the historic La Nacionel hotel. However, that extra daytime sightseeing deprived me of daytime rest by the pool but WTF eh?

We found an interesting bar by a chicken restaurant that seemed like a private brothel or hook-up place under the auspices of a Cubano. They were open until 6 am which gave us the opportunity to find a chica at the last minute if we struck out at the clubs.

My muse was a gorgeous, young brunette that I picked out (not her approach me). She had a lovely smile and great sense of humour. In fact, she tried to contact me this morning. I think I would return for four days or so just to hang with her as I'm getting a little tired of the club scene in Havana.

Also, my last trip gave me a greater appreciation for the ladies in Toronto and my regulars. I don't have to go to Cuba to hobby, and the fun I have up here is better if not equal.

Hilfiger's report is accurate although I believe I pooned on the 6th night (I remember having sex every night except the last night where my muse and I cuddled and fell asleep in each other's arms before I had to rush back to my hotel to pack for an early morning flight).

I did a better job of turning away girls this time because you really need to take your time to find the woman of your dreams from among so many. I also don't want to repeat with girls that I didn't have the best chemistry with in my last trip, so you have to let them off gently (or sternly if they are persistent).

Street hustlers were more bothersome this trip, some of them even being pimps.

So it pays to learn a few effective words in Spanish, or learn to ignore their solicitations.
 

rgkv

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Excellent fellas, excellent......how I want to visit this country....
 

world ruler

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Brings back memories. Used to always stay in Miramar at a casa corner of 3rd and 41, I think..almost across the street from La Fontana Palador. Do you have any specifics on a Casa? I've lost my contacts. Also, the Club Ipanema at the Casablanca was great for hunting before it closed down. has it re-opened?
 

Hilfiger

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Not sure about the Ipanema, but there are lots in the Miramar and Vedado area. Once the clubs close, and if you somehow were not convinced, head to the bars that are open late. The ladies that didn't get lucky will soon show up. The busiest tourist clubs with local working girls are Johnny's and Dos Gardenias. This is because they have the lowest entry fees (5 CUC).
 

GPIDEAL

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My Cubanita Muse texted me so dearly last night and early this morning but when I respond, I still get "Short Message Transfer Rejected". Why? :Cry:
 

GPIDEAL

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Oh Hilfiger, is it a fact that it's okay under Cuban law to host a chica at your hotel (the proper word is 'muchachas' I believe, not chica, ahem)? Our friend Tony told me that if the ladies balk, it's just bullshit. I told him it's a legitimate fear because of the perception of possible corruption by police to obtain names from hotel registries. What have you read in your crystal ball about this?
 

Hilfiger

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Still some renovation outside the door on the second and third floors, but La Guarida is up and running.

GPIDEAL, don't know why you can't text her back. Have you asked someone else to try and text her on your behalf and see if works?

As for the hotel, what I have been told is that they can do it once per year. Any more than that and they could be called on and get a fine, followed by jail time. They are definitely afraid. It is a communist state, and you remember how terrified they were whenever we talked about Castro loudly at the restaurant.
 

Don Draper

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Still some renovation outside the door on the second and third floors, but La Guarida is up and running.

GPIDEAL, don't know why you can't text her back. Have you asked someone else to try and text her on your behalf and see if works?

As for the hotel, what I have been told is that they can do it once per year. Any more than that and they could be called on and get a fine, followed by jail time. They are definitely afraid. It is a communist state, and you remember how terrified they were whenever we talked about Castro loudly at the restaurant.

Gentlemen, you know better than to scare the girls. They've never been outside Cuba. They know nothing but existing in totalitarian state. Living in North America means you have nothing to compare it to.

As for the texts, is her phone topped up? You might have caught her in between 'load up'.
 

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nice stories guys.. definitely a place i would like to visit sometime... soon :)

as a side.. when you say pro / non pro... i am guessing you mean if they are working ladies and not working ladies. what is the going rate for them to spend the night with you. sorry for the dumb question :) as well as all the bars/clubs seemed to be pretty safe for tourists... am i correct?
 

Hilfiger

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The bars/clubs in Miramar and Vedado are safe for tourists. Other areas, not so much. The rates vary depending on the girl and how much you wish to negotiate. For the club scene, between $60 and $100.
 

Don Draper

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nice stories guys.. definitely a place i would like to visit sometime... soon :)

as a side.. when you say pro / non pro... i am guessing you mean if they are working ladies and not working ladies. what is the going rate for them to spend the night with you. sorry for the dumb question :) as well as all the bars/clubs seemed to be pretty safe for tourists... am i correct?
It's just something that you figure out yourself with personal know how and wherewithal.

There are no 'set' rates. There really are no rates at all.
 

aesthetics

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Hey thanks for the post guys, it seems like you both enjoyed your visit in differently ways.

I am actually going to Havana for the first time next week, and am tentatively staying at the Tropicoco.

In terms of prices for the chicas is it 60-100 for the whole day/night? Or is that the per hour rate? Also, are there any tips or recommendations in terms of how to interact with the hotel staff/security, and places to definitely visit? Also, what about the girls in the lobby or at the hotel, are they attractive? Or should I steer clear of them?

Much appreciated in advance.
 

thailover

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i just came back from the tropicoco 2 weeks ago,u are more than likely will get a chica all night for less than 60CUC,a 1SOG/1hr is 25-40CUC,the guard will cost you 20 as he will bring the girl to your room for you(u go to your room seperately/1st) and in 1-2hrs(he will come to your room to get her out of there)
the girls who hang outside some night can be hit or miss,but quite doable for a 25CUC in your room quickie of bbbj,daty and FS and the 1s inside the hotel/resort are 30CUC for 1hr and NO guard fee(only 30CUC girl fee).
some days/nights there might be none for 2-3 days,but when things look bleak,there might be 3-5 the next day

it is cuba things change from day to day and sometimes hour from hour,just go with the flow

1 block from the tropicoco on the roadway/terraza(sp error?) there is an outdoor restaurant/bar and between the hours of 430-8pm it gets busy and chicas can be had in their having a beer or 2 with friends,look friendly/like you are in play and they will come to you
 

aesthetics

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Thanks -- I have heard conflicting accounts in terms of pricing and duration of stay.

The 60 CUC for the night that you are referring too, is that for club girls or just girls on the beach?
 

aesthetics

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Also, I do not speak any spanish -- I will travel with a online dictionary however, do the girls understand rudimentary english?
 

thailover

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my spanish consists of 5 words/phrases at best and i have done fine
money is the best language in the world
 
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