Hasn't happened to me yet....

[Donald]

I guess it's a good thing I'm cheap....

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[S.C. Joe]

We had a guy here in Detroit pick up a she-male, he thought it was a lady. After "it" got in his car he flipped out and killed the person, hes in prison now.

I had a guy once tell me he can do anything a lady can do and somethings even better

The "joys" this hobbie can bring, lol