Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina candle' explodes in U.K. woman's home

Roger"verbal"Kint

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Friends, I feel like this is an important 411 public service announcement. You may be tempted to buy a 'vagina candle' online during this lockdown (I had no idea vagina candles were an actual thing). But do not buy the Gwyneth Paltrow version. It does not deliver the promised services and will leave you in a precarious situation.

 

asuran

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“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” reads the website. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle.)”
I thought this was some kind of fetish thing but turns out it's just some sort of gimmick product.
 

jalimon

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They had forgot to buy the version that squirt to shut down the fire ;)
 
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