Guelph?

jeff2

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I read once that Guelph had a high woman to man ratio and as a result had a higher proportion of feminists.
But I read that quite a few years ago.
 
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MP; Guelph Studios, Ambition, Hush, Taboo (haven't been) are seem acceptable. I'm curious about Autumn Addison (on tryst) who works Cambridge Mon/Tues

SP; There is CE Models in Cambridge for an agency. I'm convinced all LL ads for Guelph are fake. Kitchener, there is Tiffany Lynne, Dutch Treat Amber, Gia Rose, Angela, Diana, Alicia, Hanna Williams as well as Miss Jamie who I haven't seen but getting more curious each week. In Waterloo, there is the deservedly very well reviewed Carmen in Waterloo, down & dirty there is Lahna Moya.

Melanie Richards for outcalls, Aeryn tours [and YET AGAIN I missed her], Leigh Pro tours, Sophia tours to Kitchener every 3 months it seems.

The area is NOT HPL in Toronto with the hot & sexy 19 year spinners this is true. However, there are many choices.
 
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For Asians there is "Mystery Girls" which advertise on LL. They have a number of highly and well reviewed ladies that they rotate between Guelph, Kitchener and Cambridge on the blue board.
 
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Tabuadult.ca in Cambridge. Had some extra time between meetings so I decided to drop in without an appointment. No cars in the parking lot - 1st red flag. Walked in and nobody around - 2nd red flag. Finally Sophie appeared. Cute at first appearance. Accurate description on the website except lots of acne and coverup. Nobody else around. No second girl as advertised and very quiet. All rooms were open. Very dungy, dark looking place. Oh well. Let's still give this a chance.

Sophie quoted me $150, and we can talk more for 1/2 hour. The posted website rate is $50 plus tip, which I should have reviewed before. Showered and in the room in 7 minutes. Sophie walks in soon after. She undresses and starts the massage. After 5 min. of massage she asks me to flip over. (not even massage, just touching me). Then she proceeds to the jackhammer right away. I ask her to slow down, and she says, "Do you want more massage?" At this point junior has lost all interest at sensuality and I really just want to get out of there.

Sophie proceeds with more 'touching' and no massage and then right back to jackhammer. Give me my massage. I really don't care if I touch you or do anything more, but don't f**** lie to me and then rip me off.

Shower, jackhammer and 12 min. later. Sophie went to have a shower. I literally got dressed and ran out the door.

Tabu. If you are reading this, I want my money $$$ back. I would have walked in there and flushed my money down the toilet and felt better about that experience. Hope this place goes broke.

... Sincerely, JackAngel ... I've been around way too long to be screwed over like that.

Web page has no contact info to complain and there is literally nobody there.
 
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Tabuadult.ca in Cambridge. Had some extra time between meetings so I decided to drop in without an appointment. No cars in the parking lot - 1st red flag. Walked in and nobody around - 2nd red flag. Finally Sophie appeared. Cute at first appearance. Accurate description on the website except lots of acne and coverup. Nobody else around. No second girl as advertised and very quiet. All rooms were open. Very dungy, dark looking place. Oh well. Let's still give this a chance.

Sophie quoted me $150, and we can talk more for 1/2 hour. The posted website rate is $50 plus tip, which I should have reviewed before. Showered and in the room in 7 minutes. Sophie walks in soon after. She undresses and starts the massage. After 5 min. of massage she asks me to flip over. (not even massage, just touching me). Then she proceeds to the jackhammer right away. I ask her to slow down, and she says, "Do you want more massage?" At this point junior has lost all interest at sensuality and I really just want to get out of there.

Sophie proceeds with more 'touching' and no massage and then right back to jackhammer. Give me my massage. I really don't care if I touch you or do anything more, but don't f**** lie to me and then rip me off.

Shower, jackhammer and 12 min. later. Sophie went to have a shower. I literally got dressed and ran out the door.

Tabu. If you are reading this, I want my money $$$ back. I would have walked in there and flushed my money down the toilet and felt better about that experience. Hope this place goes broke.

... Sincerely, JackAngel ... I've been around way too long to be screwed over like that.

Web page has no contact info to complain and there is literally nobody there.
Sorry to hear. Pains me to think GJ0972 might be correct. ;) Thanks for TOFTT.
Sigh....now you have me curious, I drive through Preston all the time and I notice there seems to be 2-3 massage (legit?) places on that strip, including TABU. Don't kink-shame me but now I feel almost compelled to go to see how bad & disappointing it can get. 😞
 
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How does anyone hobby out here? Theirs next to nothing on Leoslist. The local Spa Ambition has very low info. Is it just a ghost town out here? Do you head into Toronto?
Here is kind of crap. In my opnion the best place to hobby is not even Toronto, but Richmond Hill.
Ambition is annoying. They keep spamming every possible forum out there, including this one. I haven't found them very reliable. If they are not going to post pictures of girls, they should at least be honest with the description. Once I went with a "curves in the right places" girl, and instead she looked like a wholly mammoth.
 

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Here is kind of crap. In my opnion the best place to hobby is not even Toronto, but Richmond Hill.
Ambition is annoying. They keep spamming every possible forum out there, including this one. I haven't found them very reliable. If they are not going to post pictures of girls, they should at least be honest with the description. Once I went with a "curves in the right places" girl, and instead she looked like a wholly mammoth.
Most of the spas are con jobs.
They're rather creative in describing many of these women, some charge escort level fees, the massage often quite like having suntan lotion applied, and if you don't cave to their demands for overpriced extras you end up with the jackhammer finish.

I miss the good old days of looking in the back of a Toronto newspaper and the escort described in the ad would be the girl that would show up at your door for a reasonable fee and great service.
 

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It always seems odd to me listening to you guys - or anyone really - complain about the prices and 'extra's at Spas.

I mean, at the most basic level, if you want anything more than a rub & tub, spas are economically dumb to go to.

Using Ambition as an example, for 1H, you have $80 door fee and $160 fee for the attendant, you typically receive; [list of services I'm not allowed to talk about]. That is the routine for $240 total. That's it and that's all that's expected from them for $240. No acronyms (at least for you guys, I'm another story) provided so it shouldn't be a surprise. Even then, I'm sure there are a lot of SPs who would be happy just to do a rub & tub for much less $ than Spas.

SP-wise, for $240, you can have had - damn! I should have booked her when she was in town - an hour with Jenesis who promises "Full GFE/PSE with BBBJ, CIMWS, MSOG, DATY, DFK ", Ginger Candee who is just awesome for the same $ (or was?) or Sexiijane for (to lazy to search $) for similar services or spend a little more for $280 at CEModels and get your choice. Or many other women I've mentioned above. There are others who are just a great and offer just BJs for even less. No muss, no fuss.

For any of the 880+ viewers of this thread, complaining about the economics of a spa is just odd. They deliberately price-to-market, not price-to-service so ya of course they're going to do escort-level prices because they're offering a different service (same location, schedule, shower, safety blah blah). You know this. We know this.

It's like complaining that a Corvette sucks a lot of gas, has expensive insurance and I can't really drive it close to its limits, who knew!! :LOL:

As for their looks not matching the description, ALL spas (including Ambition) offer the cattle-call option so you can look before you commit $.
 
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Tabuadult.ca in Cambridge. Had some extra time between meetings so I decided to drop in without an appointment. No cars in the parking lot - 1st red flag. Walked in and nobody around - 2nd red flag. Finally Sophie appeared. Cute at first appearance. Accurate description on the website except lots of acne and coverup. Nobody else around. No second girl as advertised and very quiet. All rooms were open. Very dungy, dark looking place. Oh well. Let's still give this a chance.

Sophie quoted me $150, and we can talk more for 1/2 hour. The posted website rate is $50 plus tip, which I should have reviewed before. Showered and in the room in 7 minutes. Sophie walks in soon after. She undresses and starts the massage. After 5 min. of massage she asks me to flip over. (not even massage, just touching me). Then she proceeds to the jackhammer right away. I ask her to slow down, and she says, "Do you want more massage?" At this point junior has lost all interest at sensuality and I really just want to get out of there.

Sophie proceeds with more 'touching' and no massage and then right back to jackhammer. Give me my massage. I really don't care if I touch you or do anything more, but don't f**** lie to me and then rip me off.

Shower, jackhammer and 12 min. later. Sophie went to have a shower. I literally got dressed and ran out the door.

Tabu. If you are reading this, I want my money $$$ back. I would have walked in there and flushed my money down the toilet and felt better about that experience. Hope this place goes broke.

... Sincerely, JackAngel ... I've been around way too long to be screwed over like that.

Web page has no contact info to complain and there is literally nobody there.
So, over the past few years i have visited Tabu a few times. Had a couple of great experiences, a a couple of ok times and last time - horrible. Its too bad the consistency is gone. Agree the location is a dive (but that's part of the charm) but without the fun - its not worth it at all.
 

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So, over the past few years i have visited Tabu a few times. Had a couple of great experiences, a a couple of ok times and last time - horrible. Its too bad the consistency is gone. Agree the location is a dive (but that's part of the charm) but without the fun - its not worth it at all.
Was driving by today and looked at the narrow door - I assume that's the entrance at the street. Man, I don't know if could even fit through the door :ROFLMAO:.
 
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You do realize the rates are based on average sized male of 5 ft 9 inches and 200lbs and are pro rated. So if you have more "X's" in front of the L on your clothes sizing than a nasty porn video, you may need a second mortgage for a massage there.
 

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You do realize the rates are based on average sized male of 5 ft 9 inches and 200lbs and are pro rated. So if you have more "X's" in front of the L on your clothes sizing than a nasty porn video, you may need a second mortgage for a massage there.
OUCH!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I have noticed the fat-shaming I've received in the tips SP & MPs seem to expect as the years go on. I mean FFS, it IS there, you just need to search a little harder. No need to charge extra for not-an-extra. :D
 

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Was driving by today and looked at the narrow door - I assume that's the entrance at the street. Man, I don't know if could even fit through the door :ROFLMAO:.
lol - there is a back door - but the only time i used it (a few years ago) the stairs felt like they were ready to fall off the worn out deck they were attached to. Maybe not the place to try....
 

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lol - there is a back door - but the only time i used it (a few years ago) the stairs felt like they were ready to fall off the worn out deck they were attached to. Maybe not the place to try....
Two things...

1) there is a back door
Awesome choice of words there, now you got me wondering...

2) (y)Good advice
 
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