Grinding at the strip clubs? Kleenex question!
- Thread starter KWI DRIVER
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I can't believe guys unload with any sort of lap dance.
Even at 17 I would not have had that problem.
Even at 17 I would not have had that problem.
Wish I knew this trick, can't get a condom on a flaccid cOck either. Would have saved driving home with my c0ck stuck to my undies and that growing stain.... Thanks Candice...
I think most would agree... Having an orgasm after 6-8 songs of a hot girl grinding her beautiful little body on top of you while she's talking dirty in your ear, is not a problem.
I've had my share of girls achieve the same outcome. Again, not a problem.
There's a lot of sad betas out there.
Remember in American Pie, where Jim unloaded merely by touching a nude Shannon Elizabeth? That's how they were at 17. Sans Shannon Elizabeth.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5104641/american_pie_1_sex_scene/
I've heard some pretty horrifying Premature Ejaculation stories before.
The most memorable story was from a woman who told me about a former boyfriend who would blow his load just in the process of getting undressed.
Blowing your load in your pants as a result of a lap dance, no matter how hot she is, combined with no matter how much grinding - is a sad second from my point of view.
The most memorable story was from a woman who told me about a former boyfriend who would blow his load just in the process of getting undressed.
Blowing your load in your pants as a result of a lap dance, no matter how hot she is, combined with no matter how much grinding - is a sad second from my point of view.
There's no difference, a happy ending is a happy ending whether it's in a SC or a MP. I hate leaving frustrated.
I always wear a cover if I intend to blow my load in a SC. No messy pants/shorts for me.
Poor James, he has never tried the art of "dry humming" in his youth, went straight to an escort at tender age of 17
When i went SC before, a dome was a must and appreciated by the dancers. Mind you, some time i wished i knew what to do with the stain OUTSIDE!
When i went SC before, a dome was a must and appreciated by the dancers. Mind you, some time i wished i knew what to do with the stain OUTSIDE!
A friend of mine used to live / work in Japan and she told me some of the strip clubs there were called "diaper bars"....I guess the Japanese business men could grab a diaper upon arrival and then grind away until they fully unloaded. I just hope they didn't recycle those things....
Fortunately, I've got pretty good control and I've never had a problem with premature ejaculation
Maybe you need to pop a couple of viagra's before you head to the rippers if you suffer from erectile dysfunction
so....you are proud that you leave the bar and jerk off in your car? Or go to mp and blow another 80 bucks? or just walk around with lovers nuts?
Whatever turns you on.
