Greek Bailout Jokes

[Meister]

As you may know Greece is on the verge of declaring bankruptcy.

Let me be the first to start Greek jokes.

While the first one is copied from an article there has to be better ones:

"If someone has €1,000 in debt, he has a problem. If someone has €10 million in debt, his bank has a problem. And the bank, in this case, is Europe."

"Free anal for a week from your favourite SP"

 

[great bear]

The sheep are smiling in Greece.

 

[eldoguy]

The sheep are smiling in Greece.

That's true in Greece! Men are men and sheep are nervous!

 

[Meister]

Forgot to include info on the Greeks fucked (not in an anal way)

450 billion dollars in the hole for a country that only has 11 million population

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iMtJ7bSxBvg_TDaZbLXuq6wncD2w

 

[Gyaos]

The sheep are smiling in Greece.

You mean they eat from the Plato?

Gyaos.

 

[great bear]

You mean they eat from the Plato?

Gyaos.

Gyaos, in Greece the sheep are called Playdough!

 

[Homo Erectus]

Kind of off topic, but I watched the olympic torch go through my neighbourhood today and some lady was waving a giant Greek flag. I would have been ok if she had wave a Canadian flag beside it. Kind of pissed me off.

 

[d78]

how large is the Uncle Sam's hole? too big even for Greek zealots.

 

[Nickelodeon]

I love the old joke: Greeks invented sex. The Roman's added women.

 

[spankingman]

Actually thats Scotland

Known fact Greek men did anal sex f(men) for recreation.

Regular sex(women) for procreation!

QUESTION

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts??

Sheep can hear zippers!!!

 

[landscaper]

Known fact Greek men did anal sex f(men) for recreation.

Regular sex(women) for procreation!

QUESTION

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts??

Sheep can hear zippers!!!

And I suppose you can explain the rubber boots.......

 

[Berlin]

As you may know Greece is on the verge of declaring bankruptcy.

Let me be the first to start Greek jokes.

"Free anal for a week from your favourite SP"

3 words.


In

Deep

Shit.

 

[spankingman]

And I suppose you can explain the rubber boots.......

Better traction on those Scottish Highland hills while shaggin a sheep!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Better traction on those Scottish Highland hills while shaggin a sheep!!!

Helps to have velcro gloves too!

(Or so I'm told!)

 

[Berlin]

They are so broke even the pirates know it now...

Somali pirates release Greek-owned ship, 21 crew
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091218/ap_on_re_af/piracy

 

[landscaper]

Better traction on those Scottish Highland hills while shaggin a sheep!!!

Not quite......................... you need somewhere to put their hind legs while.....

 

[hairyfucker]

Q: In Greece, how do you you seperate the men form the boys?

A: with a crowbar

 

[demien2k5]

In Greek, the expression "Shit Happens" is pronounced "Ow!"

 

[Moraff]

And I suppose you can explain the rubber boots.......

yah... that's so you can stick the sheep's legs in to keep 'em still.

 

[eldoguy]

When I walk on Danforth, always back to walls!