Great Lines In T.v
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Winston said:
It's Arthur Carson who said the line
"Little boys who play with dolls grow up to be other boys' roommates"
While babysitting the niece over the weekend, watched a little Mr. Dressup on one of those sat channels, and saw a very interesting sketch he did. It was pretend time on how to eat an ice cream cone. So good ole ernie says and acts out "ok kids grab it like you would a real cone and lick all the ice cream off. "
"oh its starting to melt, quick lick it faster and off of the back of your hand!"
That was so cool!
"oh its starting to melt, quick lick it faster and off of the back of your hand!" That was so cool!
Booya said:
Homer Simpson.
After being screwed over having created the "Flaming 'Homer'" drink.
"...Moe...Moe...Moe......."
Looks like noone's gonna get it so, it's the cartoon where some scientist invents an "instant hole". He uses it to rob banks, etc. At the very end of the cartoon, he uses it to get rid of his nagging wife, but then the devil comes up through the hole carrying the guy's wife and says the line. One of my alltime favorite Looney Tunes cartoons, along with the one with the singing frog that only sings when noone else is around, and the Bugs Bunny "Barber of Seville" one.
Seinfeld - the one where George pretends to the unemployment insurance dep't that he was interviewed for a job by the fictional "Vandelay Industries" as a latex salesman and gave them Jerry's phone number as the company's phone number. Jerry says the line to George at the end of the episode.
"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
