Great Club Lines

[AdrenalinJunkie]

I heard one the other day, from a blonde sitting in my lap. "I'm a fucker, not a sucker".

Delivered deadpan, it just struck me as a classic.

 

[papasmerf]

I heard one the other day, from a blonde sitting in my lap. "I'm a fucker, not a sucker".

Delivered deadpan, it just struck me as a classic.

Now there is an opening line...........

 

[hairyfucker]

I would have told her

"I would rather have a blow job not a snow job."

 

[mrcheeks]

My best club line...

I'm Black and I once had an Asian dancer approach me and say "Let's go in the back so we can make a Tiger Woods baby!"

 

[bobistheowl]

When there are no free seats at the bar: "You can sit on my knee if you want to, but if you want the ride, you have to put a quarter in my mouth".

 

[a 1 player]

Me: What's your name?
Her: Why?
Me: So I know what to scream out when I'm beating off at home tonight.

 

[petitelover]

My conceited good looking guy buddy and I went to a club. A girl approached him and said hi. He responded by saying - "look dear, I'm hot and your not so later."

Same club - girl approaches me, asks me to stick out my tongue. Ok, I guess - I stick out my tongue and she says not long enough for my needs. Too bad she didn't ask me to show her something else.

 

[stang]

Worst club line, by my buddy:

"Hey you're pretty good looking,.....for a Puerto Rican".

We got chased out of the bar and down the boardwalk!
I almost killed him later.