Greasy Actor Sperm for Sale - Only 1 Million$

[Morgan Ellis]

Ewww.... as if looking at greasy, gross, possibly insane Vincent Gallo molesting cute little Christina Ricci in Buffalo Six wasn't bad enough, now this nutter has offered his swimmers up to the first woman rich and stupid enough to pay 1 million US.

Article here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20051105/en_celeb_eo/17720

Here's his own website, opening the floor to bids:

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

Gallo is apparently quite the little neo nazi, as well - check out the part where he "maintains the right to refuse the sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions", and "offers a $50,000 sperm discount to anyone--well, any female--who can prove she's naturally fair-haired and blue-eyed, and/or related to "any of the German soldiers of the mid-century."

Niiiiiiiiice....

- Morgan

 

[Svend]

I can't imagine having children with acting blood in them, every tantrum would be even more dramatic and their wardrobe would need to be just right.
Then again, a great actor could save the world if their powers aren't used for evil but that's a longshot.

 

[katetoronto]

What a creep. I'd get the $50,000 discount, but that guy would have to pay me to have his kid, not the other way around!

 

[Gawd]

But ya gotta hand it to him for getting Chloe Sevigny to give'em a blowjob for our viewing pleasure!

 

[rub & tug]

Gallo[/URL] is apparently quite the little neo nazi, as well - check out the part where he "maintains the right to refuse the sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions", and "offers a $50,000 sperm discount to anyone--well, any female--who can prove she's naturally fair-haired and blue-eyed, and/or related to "any of the German soldiers of the mid-century."

Niiiiiiiiice....

- Morgan

keep reading. he would welcome the opportunity to have a jewish woman have his sperm and will give the discount too. something about getting good reviews.

this guy is insane.

 

[Jade4u]

Naming rights are not included in the purchase--i.e., any baby produced from Gallo sperm may not be called a Gallo, the site says.

I like how it goes on to say all his good qualities, but totally neglected to state that he is a beast related to satan. Any man who has a child and then denies them are truly unworthy of having a penis.

 

[great bear]

In Central America "Gallo Pinto" is rice and beans.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

totally neglected to state that he is a beast related to satan.

omfg, I totally love you.

Do me, now.

- Morgan

 

[Jade4u]

If I were to turn bi you would be the first I would call.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

If I were to turn bi you would be the first I would call.

Reading that made my girly bits tingle.

- Morgan