Good Heavens! I'm so drunk!

[Don Draper]

I just got home after celebrating.

I didn't drive or drove with anyone else as dri=unk as me.

There is a girl lying next to me, pretty as a picture but have no idea of her name.

She smells nice and is mostly naked.

I'm so drunk that I can feel the mercury in my eyeballs moving around and I swear there is a guy with a sledgehammer inside my head trying to get out.

I did not drive. I don't know where my car is. I have good friends.

This is epic hammered status.

Booze is my undoing tonight.

Tang Wei is so pretty.

It took me 27 minutes to write this.

Bless you all.

Night.

 

[thecuriousgeorge]

LMFAO!!!
Awesome! Have fun..hopefully u can perform

What called for this celebration?

 

[MrBingo]

just don't rape the girl

 

[GPIDEAL]

Yes, what's the cause for celebration? What drink in particular made you drunk?

 

[Ladyraven]

Yes, what's the cause for celebration? What drink in particular made you drunk?

All of them..lol

 

[sasemohan123]

Oliverk11: applause!

 

[MrBingo]

lol good one

 

[sasemohan123]

lol good one

Which: OP or #6?

 

[MrBingo]

#6

OP probably forgot to fuck the girl and just passedout on top her lol

 

[The Oracle]

Don is Probably worshiping the porcelain alter about right now.

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

I would like to thank Don for entertaining me. And Oliver my computer would like to tell you off because I had just taken a drink of my water before I read your post.

*kisses*

Maddie

P.S. Don I am very sorry about the pain you are possibly feeling... Though if you are like me the sledgehammers the night before keep the ones the next morning at bay.

 

[MissCroft]

I am waiting for the follow up post.

I am so hungover.

LMAO I'm waiting for the hangover post too! I'm always drunk..... drunk on life!!

Wait... this is not my house. Uh oh...

I had a friend who did that once. He had just recently moved into one of those houses in the suburbs where they all look exactly alike. He went into what he thought was his house (it was unlocked) and passed out on the couch. His new neighbour was really nice about it and she even made him coffee! LOL

 

[blackrock13]

No ocifer I'm serfically pober. Why do you ask?

 

[Possum Trot]

Is Don Lisa's brother?

 

[KylieTO]

I am waiting for the follow up post.

I am so hungover

The girl is actually a blow up doll

Wait... this is not my house.

Uh oh...

ahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[sasemohan123]

#6

OP probably forgot to fuck the girl and just passedout on top her lol

OMG Hah Hah HAAAAAAAH....cough

 

[Rockslinger]

I predict this thread will have 8,000 views and 300 posts. Drunken threads have historically attracted a lot of attention on this Board.

 

[Big Michael]

Yes, what's the cause for celebration? What drink in particular made you drunk?

Guessing it's Don, I am thinking Barca winning La Liga. Question 2: Sangria, Cerveza and shooters

 

[GPIDEAL]

Guessing it's Don, I am thinking Barca winning La Liga. Question 2: Sangria, Cerveza and shooters

Very good educated guesses ha ha. (He could also be celebrating a post to Singapore or other foreign Asian location).

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Tang Wei is so pretty.

I hope this helps with the hangover.