Hehe, I think one of Sasha's recent columns in Eye said that "I love older women" gets used a lot, but isn't really a very good pickup line. If you're gonna go trolling for cougars, you'd better make sure that you've got the right material.
If you're really serious about lowering your standards for the sake of easy sex, you'd probably have better luck in the welfare bars than in the cougar bars. Unemployed alcoholics, drug addicts and mental patients are probably much better prospects than the bitter alcoholic divorcees who spend their alimony around Yonge and Eglinton.
Gawds, I love to poke holes in other peoples' fantasies!!!
