Goober McFly

[xarir]

I see from the announcements that Goober is now a moderator. (Thanks for the announcement Fred!)

Well Goobie, as long as those saucy comments keep rolling in, I guess I won't be complaining.

Congrats (?) on the promotion.

 

[Foxhound]

How'd that ***** get such a cushy job?

I can't believe it! The ******* censored me already!

Xarir!

Your "?" is in the wrong place! It should be beside the word "promotion"!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Foxhound: Whenever you call me a "shaved ferret-jockey", I'll edit it. Capiche?

 

[train]

Geez....not one of those religious zealot moderators ......lol .

 

[Meesh]

I guess that means we can call you an UN-shaved ferret-jockey and get away with it then, yes?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I guess that means we can call you an UN-shaved ferret-jockey and get away with it then, yes?

Just don't call me a UN-weapons-inspector.

train: Praise Jebus!

 

[Meesh]

Subject: Goober McFly
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DEAR SIR: THIS E-MAIL IS COMING FROM THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT OF ALPHA CARE MASSAGE SPA.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT MR MCFLY HAS LONG BEEN INVOLVED IN USING OUR LETTERS IN A QUESTIONABLY HUMOROUS MANNER. WE BELIEVE THAT HIS ELEVATION TO STATUS OF ADMINISTRATOR SHOWS TOLERANCE AND INDEED SUPPORT OF THESE PRACTICES.

WE WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISCIPLINE MR. MCFLY AND DEMOTE HIM BACK TO USER IMMEDIATELY.

SHOULD YOU REQUIRE AN E-MAIL FROM OUR CORPORATE SOLICITOR TO CONFIRM THE TRUTH OF OUR STATEMENT, IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE HIM REPLAY TO SAME.

I TRUST YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS MATTER IN A TIMELY FASHION, AND ADVISE MR, MCFLY TO BE CAUTIOUS OF THE HUMOUR HE/SHE SPREADS BECAUSE IT DOES AFFECT THE LIVELIHOOD OF OTHERS.

WITH THANKS

Alphacare.




**this post was made under the Freedom of Satire Act, R.S.O. 1994**

 

[zoickss]

LMAO - that was too funny Meesh

 

[Goober Mcfly]

LMAO Meesh.

Fred, how do I ban a user again?

 

[drlove]

Aww... I want to be a moderator, too!

 

[onthebottom]

Are you sure you want to do that

If this doesn't scream "inmates have taken over the asylum" I don't know what does.

OTB

 

[drlove]

Re: Are you sure you want to do that

If this doesn't scream "inmates have taken over the asylum" I don't know what does.

OTB

Yeah, but what are you gonna do?? (a la Homer Simpson) LOL

 

[xarir]

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