We, Calloway and I, arrived at Sweetea's place as a warmup for our golf game. When we got there , we were chatting and talking about old times and our upcoming tee-off while we were waiting for our fourth player, Kassidy. While we were waiting, we noticed that Calloway was kind of quiet and didn't say a word. He was as stiff as a rod and no reaction. So Sweettea and I kept talking getting to know eachother a little better, but it seemed I had already known her for years. She is a dynamic lady and full of energy, although not at her peek today so you can imagine how she would be like then.
Still waiting so I decided to give Sweettea some pointers. I took out my club and let her hold it. Immediately I could see she doesn't have much experience in this area so I coached her on how to hold my club with a two handed grip, but not too tight. She seemed to get the hang of it as she swung the club back and forth as I feared for my life. She said she likes the longer, stiff shafts with the bigger heads as she feels this will maximize her enjoyment of the game. We were having a great time as we practiced, but Calloway still hasn't said a word. So we looked at him and he was still in the same position, lying upright and looking thin with a hat on his little head. Never said a word or made a noise. He looked so silly with that hat on his head that has his name on it, Calloway. Well we ignored him and then a knock on the door and it was Kassidy. Great, we were now ready for a foursome. We were all so excited and chatting with delight and looking forward to playing with eachother, except Calloway. Man this is one boring guy I tell ya. Never said one word since we got there and always looking stiff and unemotional. What kind of a guy goes around with a hat bearing his name on it?
As were getting ready to play, we received a surprise phone call. This was unexpected. It appears that someone has got the attention of Sweettea and her immediate action is required. We were all very concerned for her, except Calloway, again he showed no emotion and appeared to be oblivious to everything. What's wrong with this guy Calloway, anyway? He really needs to get a life and get out more. Anyway, it turned out that we were unable to tee-off due to some unexpected delay which required the involvement of Sweettea at this time so we decided to call it a day and rebook our tee-off time. Too bad cause it seemed it was going to be one great time playing with the ladies. Sweettea was going to be in my cart and we already had a strategy of how to lose the other two and go play in the bushes. Sweettea had some great ideas on how to improve our game by guiding the very large club head and getting the correct swing at the right angle and plane and heating up the balls just before they were going to be smacked. I think she would be real good at that. She said this will maximize our performance and would surely get the balls in the hole and score big time. I tried to explain to her that the objective of the game was to have less strokes, but she would have not of that. She said her game is to get as many strokes as possible for maximum enjoyment, and this would be possible when you have a full release as you're swinging through towards the hole. Mmmmmm I think I like her game better.
Oh and another thing, I don't think I will be bringing Calloway with me anymore. Just lying upright, not saying one word, boring, emotionless, his head sitting on top of his very thin build and wearing a hat on his head with his name, Calloway. I think I'll tell him to stay home next time , so I put him in my bag and dumped him in my trunk and when home.
Sweettea, sorry for the no game but I'm waiting for your call so we can set up another game, this time only you and me, babe.
Still waiting so I decided to give Sweettea some pointers. I took out my club and let her hold it. Immediately I could see she doesn't have much experience in this area so I coached her on how to hold my club with a two handed grip, but not too tight. She seemed to get the hang of it as she swung the club back and forth as I feared for my life. She said she likes the longer, stiff shafts with the bigger heads as she feels this will maximize her enjoyment of the game. We were having a great time as we practiced, but Calloway still hasn't said a word. So we looked at him and he was still in the same position, lying upright and looking thin with a hat on his little head. Never said a word or made a noise. He looked so silly with that hat on his head that has his name on it, Calloway. Well we ignored him and then a knock on the door and it was Kassidy. Great, we were now ready for a foursome. We were all so excited and chatting with delight and looking forward to playing with eachother, except Calloway. Man this is one boring guy I tell ya. Never said one word since we got there and always looking stiff and unemotional. What kind of a guy goes around with a hat bearing his name on it?
As were getting ready to play, we received a surprise phone call. This was unexpected. It appears that someone has got the attention of Sweettea and her immediate action is required. We were all very concerned for her, except Calloway, again he showed no emotion and appeared to be oblivious to everything. What's wrong with this guy Calloway, anyway? He really needs to get a life and get out more. Anyway, it turned out that we were unable to tee-off due to some unexpected delay which required the involvement of Sweettea at this time so we decided to call it a day and rebook our tee-off time. Too bad cause it seemed it was going to be one great time playing with the ladies. Sweettea was going to be in my cart and we already had a strategy of how to lose the other two and go play in the bushes. Sweettea had some great ideas on how to improve our game by guiding the very large club head and getting the correct swing at the right angle and plane and heating up the balls just before they were going to be smacked. I think she would be real good at that. She said this will maximize our performance and would surely get the balls in the hole and score big time. I tried to explain to her that the objective of the game was to have less strokes, but she would have not of that. She said her game is to get as many strokes as possible for maximum enjoyment, and this would be possible when you have a full release as you're swinging through towards the hole. Mmmmmm I think I like her game better.
Oh and another thing, I don't think I will be bringing Calloway with me anymore. Just lying upright, not saying one word, boring, emotionless, his head sitting on top of his very thin build and wearing a hat on his head with his name, Calloway. I think I'll tell him to stay home next time , so I put him in my bag and dumped him in my trunk and when home.
Sweettea, sorry for the no game but I'm waiting for your call so we can set up another game, this time only you and me, babe.
