Goldilocks hospitalized!

[SchlongConery]

This morning Great (big) Bear found her unconscious in his bed.

I have received a PM from him saying she was "Ok, but not out of the woods yet...".

 

[my2cents]

She needs to get to a hospital bed that is not to big not to small but is just right

 

[harryass]

did great Great (big) Bear shit in the woods when found her unconscious in his bed?

 

[SchlongConery]

did great Great (big) Bear shit in the woods when found her unconscious in his bed?

Does a human shit in the city?

 

[great bear]

Ohh fuck it. I'm admitting it, I ate Goldilocks.

 

[SchlongConery]

Ohh fuck it. I'm admitting it, I ate Goldilocks.

No shit?

 

[great bear]

No shit?

that took place later (in the woods).

 

[SchlongConery]

Ohh fuck it. I'm admitting it, I ate Goldilocks.

Was it you who tried to fuck Little Red Riding Hood's grandma but she said to "eat her just like it says in the book"?

 

[great bear]

Was it you who tried to fuck Little Red Riding Hood's grandma but she said to "eat her just like it says in the book"?

In my defence Little Red's Grannie was a hottie. Remember Little Red was only about 10 years old so her grannie was in her early 40's. I talked many times with her over the Grammiephone.

 

[SchlongConery]

Grammiephone?

Did you do it doggie style?

 

[great bear]

Grammiephone?

Did you do it doggie style?

Yep, and I set a new record for endurance.

 

[SchlongConery]

Yep, and I set a new record for endurance.

You were in the groove!

 

[great bear]

You were in the groove!

Yep, it was a long play adventure.

 

[Carling]

This morning Great (big) Bear found her unconscious in his bed.

I have received a PM from him saying she was "Ok, but not out of the woods yet...".

i heard bear had a poor-itch in his crotch from that goldilocks chick

 

[Aardvark154]

You freaking Bears!

 

[Celticman]

Ohh fuck it. I'm admitting it, I ate Goldilocks.

Which whey did you do it?

 

[SchlongConery]

Which whey did you do it?

As Rockslinger might say; "As the old Kurdish proverb goes... Blah blah blah":blah:

 

[WoodPeckr]

Ohh fuck it. I'm admitting it, I ate Goldilocks.

Was she a tasty treat???.....:eyebrows:

 

[great bear]

Was she a tasty treat???.....:eyebrows:

Really cute girl but she had a metalic after taste.