GOD BLESS New Zealand WOMEN!

[TheNiteHwk]

</Got this in my e-mail today>

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any Woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 16:00, all New Zealand women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all New Zealand women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The New Zealand Government would appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless New Zealand!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

GOD BLESS New Zealand WOMEN!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I understand it was meant as a joke but the implication that by definition all males of Islamic faith must be terrorists is not funny.

*Ties himself to lawn chair with six pack*

 

[jwmorrice]

Maybe NiteHwk needs a funny alter nemo. That seems to be going around.

jwm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I don't think NiteHwk implied such in his comment.

This post has been floating around the Internet now so to a degree TheNiteHwk did not make the implication. But the implication is there.

Read the post again. If you are an Islamic Male then you should not see another women besides your own wife naked. If you do so then you must commit suicide. I won't comment on the accuracy of this given that I am not familiar with the Koran. Therefore by having Islamic males supposedly commit suicide we are weeding out terrorists.

 

[El_Mariachi]

Actually committing suicide is one of the greatest sins in Islam.

 

[Body Opus]

Why is it on this board anything that comes close to being
anti-semitic, is pulled. Why not this ??

BTW, here is the meaning for Semitic...

Se·mit·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-mtk)
adj.
Of or relating to the Semites or their languages or cultures.
Of, relating to, or constituting a subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic language group that includes Arabic, Hebrew, Amharic, and Aramaic.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

 

[jwmorrice]

I think that Fang performed a real service here (My god, am I saying this?) and that this is the preferred way of dealing with postings that offend.

jwm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Please feel free to make fun of Catholics though.

 

[jwmorrice]

And the Irish?

jwm

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Tounge in cheek...

No offense toward anyone intended here. I did think about this (for a second or two) before posting. I thought some will think this offends all Islamics. Really though I think the funny part of this is that men will do/say anything to get all the women to run around naked.

Please allow me to rephrase:

We all know that it is a sin for an Alien male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 16:00, all GTA women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood Alien terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Alien terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all GTA women. And since the Alien code of policies and guidlines also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The men of the GTA would appreciate your efforts to root out Aliens and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless all GTA Ladies!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

GOD BLESS WOMEN!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

And the Irish?

jwm

Especially the Irish!

*Runs*

 

[jwmorrice]

Especially the Irish!

F*cking right!

jwm

P.S.: Fang, why are you running? Is Goober Irish?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

P.S.: Fang, why are you running?

Isn't it obvious? I mean......come on! The Irish are members of the I.R.A. and therefore terrorists. I thought that was obvious. Was I not clear?

This post was sarcastic to prove a point. I do not believe that the Irish are terrorists. Some of my best friends are terro r i .....eh.....uh....Irish. Shit that came out wrong.

 

[jwmorrice]

Hey!

I'm beginning to smell a big, fat, papist rat around here. I don't believe that Fang is really writing the posts that appear under his name. The spelling's too good! WTF is going on?

jwm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Shit

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Goes to www.thesaurus.com and types in asshat*

Entry: asshat
Function: noun
Definition: idiot
Synonyms: blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, nincompoop, nitwit, numskull, schmuck, simpleton, twerp, twit, Sheik
Antonyms: brain, genius, sage
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.5)
Copyright © 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sheik?

MAKE UP YOUR OWN DAMN POSTS! you tuberculotically abominable Viagra user.

*Walks off...*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My god I didn't even think that was a real word! But yes.

Porn on the internet you say? Send me links please

 

[BiggieE]

I did'nt think you guys could spell theosuarus....hehe

 

[jwmorrice]

Re: Cardinal Fang, time to be defrocked.

Cardinal Fang.

You've crossed the line.
Are we now to go back to the good old days of
Religious wars?

Obviously you're a flaming bigot.

We're all ineffable, unique individuals.
To categorize or classify individuals into gross overgeneralizations
shows you lack of respect for the unique, special other.

You're Irish?

jwm