Glory holes in club Wicked

[pua]

So I picked 3 American tourists from a bar last week. One of the girl said she heard there was a "sex club" or "swinger club" in toronto. I always wanted to check it out but they don't allow single males in, so I jumped at the opportunity. Her ultra-conservative American puritan GPS could not locate club Wicked, so we drove around asking random people on the street where it was, it was ridiculous. Finally found it, in we went.....
It was a weekday so there wasn't so many people, and the first floor which is supposed to be a dance floor was closed. The second floor is clothing optional. Saw some couples fucking - this is the first time I see other people having sex in my life. What did not impress me was some guys just let their dicks hanging out while walking around. One almost brushed against me.
I have heard swinger clubs are usually homophobic, but the guide showed me glory holes, and reassured that only women are allowed behind the wall with holes, then you stick your dick through the holes or openings, to get your dick sucked. I am somehow suspicious, maybe there is a hidden door on the other side and some gay guy can come through?
In the end it wasn't my cup of tea.

 

[james t kirk]

Funny, I've been to Wicked a couple of times.

1. They aren't open every night during the week - just Fridays and Saturdays.

2. I have not seen any glory holes when I was there.

(Maybe they've added them since I was last there, I dunno)

You sure you didn't end up at the Central Spa on Dundas street?

http://www.centralspa.ca/

 

[pua]

Funny, I've been to Wicked a couple of times.

1. They aren't open every night during the week - just Fridays and Saturdays.

2. I have not seen any glory holes when I was there.

(Maybe they've added them since I was last there, I dunno)

You sure you didn't end up at the Central Spa on Dundas street?

http://www.centralspa.ca/

I am pretty sure it was Club Wicked, on Queen west. The main floor is not open, but 2nd floor is. It was last Thursday.

 

[Terminator2000]

ok. so let me get this straight.

you're a pickup artist and your career hobby is to go out and charm women and get laid. yet, the best you can get in terms of *real* and *free* action aside from Professional Sex Providers (which don't count in the PUA community) is a a creepy hole in the wall of a club that could have anything behind it, anything at all -

The list is endless:

Chock full of STD's
A 400 lb butterface 60 year old broad with half of her teeth missing
A guy.
A really fat guy.
A guy holding an axe.
A vicious pitbull.
A poisoning rattlesnake.
A trap that'll not let go of your schlong, leaving you the pun of a joke stuck in the wall of a club for everyone to laugh at, as you beg for help.

as being your only available outlet of sexual release?

Really? A real PUA wouldn't even consider the idea of sticking his dick in a hole in a wall, when he has a whole variety of female orifices to choose from.

A real PUA wouldn't even go to the lengths of making a thread asking about holes in the wall.

Some PUA you are.

 

[GotGusto]

I have heard swinger clubs are usually homophobic, but the guide showed me glory holes, and reassured that only women are allowed behind the wall with holes, then you stick your dick through the holes or openings, to get your dick sucked. I am somehow suspicious, maybe there is a hidden door on the other side and some gay guy can come through?

Like this?
http://www.efukt.com/2267_Tricked_Into_Having_Gay_Sex.html

 

[dcbogey]

Why feed the troll?

 

[pua]

ok. so let me get this straight.

you're a pickup artist and your career hobby is to go out and charm women and get laid. yet, the best you can get in terms of *real* and *free* action aside from Professional Sex Providers (which don't count in the PUA community) is a a creepy hole in the wall of a club that could have anything behind it, anything at all -

The list is endless:

Chock full of STD's
A 400 lb butterface 60 year old broad with half of her teeth missing
A guy.
A really fat guy.
A guy holding an axe.
A vicious pitbull.
A poisoning rattlesnake.
A trap that'll not let go of your schlong, leaving you the pun of a joke stuck in the wall of a club for everyone to laugh at, as you beg for help.

as being your only available outlet of sexual release?

Really? A real PUA wouldn't even consider the idea of sticking his dick in a hole in a wall, when he has a whole variety of female orifices to choose from.

A real PUA wouldn't even go to the lengths of making a thread asking about holes in the wall.

Some PUA you are.

So you are criticizing me because I don't brag about my civilian lays? and if I do, I will sure to be flamed upon by SPs who are afraid of losing their business. I only went there because I was curious what a sex club was like. In my OP, I made it clear I was turned off by it. This is a escort forum, I don't discuss how I pickup women in real life, if I do, I am sure I will get flamed upon or being called creepy. I just posted valuable insider information about a swing club for those who are interested - which I am sure lots of guys here are interested in going. If you do not think this is useful, do not come attacking me personally, and take your anger and frustration of not getting laid with real women else where!

 

[Ladyraven]

So you are criticizing me because I don't brag about my civilian lays? and if I do, I will sure to be flamed upon by SPs who are afraid of losing their business. I only went there because I was curious what a sex club was like. In my OP, I made it clear I was turned off by it. This is a escort forum, I don't discuss how I pickup women in real life, if I do, I am sure I will get flamed upon or being called creepy. I just posted valuable insider information about a swing club for those who are interested - which I am sure lots of guys here are interested in going. If you do not think this is useful, do not come attacking me personally, and take your anger and frustration of not getting laid with real women else where!

Do you not think that SP's are real women? and we dont flame on you because you say you can get laid by "real" women.. it is because you are creepy in your ways of "picking up"

 

[assholee]

A guy holding an axe.
A poisoning rattlesnake.

Avoid holes in walls LOL

 

[C Dick]

The glory hole at Wicked is on the second floor, between the bar area and the open group area, it has "always" been there. They are open on Thursdays now, upstairs only, single men welcome, they advertise it as being super hard-core on Thursdays. We have never been on a Thursday. Glory holes in in swinger clubs are more for show than real use, I have used it, but only when I knew exactly which woman was on the other side, which somewhat defeats the purpose. There is really no point, other than for gay guys.

 

[Spacewalker]

This thread made me chuckle this early on a Friday morning.

Wonder if I can convince this sexy dancer from a SC I frequent to go with me this weekend? LOL

Think I may have to register an account on their website to view all their party event pics. Some of the stuff does look pretty hard-core.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Like this?
http://www.efukt.com/2267_Tricked_Into_Having_Gay_Sex.html

Guy # 1 was sticking his face through a hole that multitudes og sweaty ball have been resting on and covered with jism juice.

 

[Master_Bates]

This thread made me chuckle this early on a Friday morning.

Wonder if I can convince this sexy dancer from a SC I frequent to go with me this weekend? LOL

Think I may have to register an account on their website to view all their party event pics. Some of the stuff does look pretty hard-core.

None of the pictures are hardcore, and none of them are of the upstairs area.

 

[Cray]

I was there about a month ago with a fuck buddy friend for the first time. It was a Saturday night and the place was totally packed. We had a good time. It was a new experience for both us so we didn't go wild, but there was a nice mix of attractive couples (and not so attractive people). Overall it was a good time.

 

[bone_man]

ok. So let me get this straight.

You're a pickup artist and your career hobby is to go out and charm women and get laid. Yet, the best you can get in terms of *real* and *free* action aside from professional sex providers (which don't count in the pua community) is a a creepy hole in the wall of a club that could have anything behind it, anything at all -

the list is endless:

Chock full of std's
a 400 lb butterface 60 year old broad with half of her teeth missing
a guy.
A really fat guy.
A guy holding an axe.
A vicious pitbull.
A poisoning rattlesnake.
A trap that'll not let go of your schlong, leaving you the pun of a joke stuck in the wall of a club for everyone to laugh at, as you beg for help.

As being your only available outlet of sexual release?

Really? A real pua wouldn't even consider the idea of sticking his dick in a hole in a wall, when he has a whole variety of female orifices to choose from.

A real pua wouldn't even go to the lengths of making a thread asking about holes in the wall.

Some pua you are.

roflmao!!

 

[5hummer]

Avoid holes in walls LOL

I assume that if you feel stubble -- it's a guy!?! LOL

 

[Anynym]

Avoid holes in walls LOL

"There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And they turn me on, when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off

There's a place I know if you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on, when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off

Lose your mind, lose it now
Lose your clothes in the crowd
We're delierious, tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around

Now we're getting so smashed, knocking over trash cans
E'erbody breaking bottles it's a filthy hot mess
Gionna get faded, I'mn not the designated driver
So I don't give a , I don't give a, I don't give a"

etc, etc.

Ke$ha

 

[LoneSearcher]

Actually the shock of seeing glory holes for the first time at Center Mall washroom in Hamilton about 10 years ago(?) really floored me-what a change from my childhood and youth.It was midweek afternoon had some time off ,had decided to revisit some old places but these gloryholes and the man who sat himself right next to me in front of the Tim's in the food court was a turn-off.I for one would never stick my penis in a gloryhole(above reasons cited!!)Now why can't a gorgeous busty MILF(Lisa Ann??) have sat her shapely self next to me and propositioned me for an afternoon of carnal pleasure?Reality hitting hard on fantasy.

 

[james t kirk]

Actually the shock of seeing glory holes for the first time at Center Mall washroom in Hamilton about 10 years ago(?) really floored me-what a change from my childhood and youth.It was midweek afternoon had some time off ,had decided to revisit some old places but these gloryholes and the man who sat himself right next to me in front of the Tim's in the food court was a turn-off.I for one would never stick my penis in a gloryhole(above reasons cited!!)Now why can't a gorgeous busty MILF(Lisa Ann??) have sat her shapely self next to me and propositioned me for an afternoon of carnal pleasure?Reality hitting hard on fantasy.

Maybe part of the reason they tore down the Center Mall.

And Mountain Plaza Mall too - to make it back into a plaza.

 

[LoneSearcher]

JTK:"The past is another country" and you can never go back-otherwise,I'd invent a time machine& I'll stay in the dimension where it's all Fantasia(at her horniest/dirtiest prime!!!),all the time-I'm King and enjoy,enjoy forever!!